Ugh, I Got Flagged Again
I was reassured by the moderator that if I include language warnings to my blogs that would really help. But I panicked and deleted my last two blogs, even before I read the message. I am torn. I do not want to offend. I do want to express myself without inhibition. I crack myself up sometimes. I think on occasion I give a few folks here a chuckle. But not everyone.
Here's a laugh. princess went through 40 (yes, forty, yes, FORTY) percosett in less than four days. She attempted to begin her manipulation of me this morning, knowing she would be out. When she came here after surgery, I did advise my husband to be in control of the medications. He followed my advice for 12 hours. Then he turned them over to her. She's only out of the percosett, folks. And pee has been walking around looking pretty out of it.
Anyway, back to her attempted manipulation of me. Started off this morning with will I help her bathe. Oh my god, really? Must I do this? Ok, I am the only other female in the house. Be happy to, princess. Mighty happy to. Shortly beforehand immobile princess somehow miraculously made it up two flights of stairs to present to ME her medication dilemna. I think she's so narcissistic she thought the offer of the privilege of helping her bathe would have me eating out of her hand. Sweet little med seeker, you picked exactly the wrong person to try to play. I deal with med seekers every day at my clinic. princess, you are conniving but young and stupid. Don't try to play this game with me.
She presented a little hand written log and kept saying over and over that the amount of percosett she had taken added up, and she appropriately needed more. Waterworks were to follow after I conferred with my husband when he came home from the clinic and I informed him of her florid desire for her beloved percosett.
She courted me (in her mind only) to help her wrap her royal knee in plastic wrap so she could shower (after four days!). When in her mind my usefulness had been achieved, i.e., I'm eating out of her hand because I was able to serve her, she deigned to assign me the task of summoninng pee to her abode because she thought she might have gotten a tiny drip of water on the toe of her gauze bandage. Really, princess? Or are you panicking because even though you carry your meds with you like they are an appendage, he managed to filch a few and now you're really panicking about your supply.
I love this girl. Love her like my own, she is so wonderful, so special. Mmmhmmm.
So she starts texting me, in her mind mission accomplished, did I get her rx filled? "No, I would not do that without talking with your dad." By now my husband has arrived home. Immediately the phone calls from the basement start, the unrelenting texts, pee knocking on our bedroom door repeatedly because lil miss med seeker has been twarted.
My husband confronted her. No more percosett for princess. I hope she tries to play me again in such a direct way. I really do.
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Many chuckles here! Mixed
Many chuckles here! Mixed with grimaces at your post contents... not the swearing (as I am guilty of and enjoy it myself), but your lurid tales of the skids. Does it help you to know you're at least entertaining some of us? }:)
Also note to self: warn about language!
Also haha: my captcha says "FML". So true, captcha, so true.
Ha, ha, does that mean F___
Ha, ha, does that mean F___ M_ L__?
I wonder if direct communication or indirect communication poses more problems?
Ah, here's a thought, would a
Ah, here's a thought, would a flag to the site and also a direct communication to me about my offensiveness possibly be ultimately more productive? A direct note to me might have the possibility of specific information about the ways in which I am offensive and I might be able to more accurately accomodate that. Hmmm, that brings up another question. Why is there not simply open honest and direct communication between members about their reactions to content? Why the hiding? Should it not be, you feel it, you say it, you own it?
Hi, I do enjoy many of your
Hi, I do enjoy many of your posts and have not flagged you (I always forget you can do that?), but I know I was shocked when you wrote 'f me in the a'? as a title? I think that was the only one I did not read.
I am not offended by profanity but maybe it is the sexual things people find offensive? As far as FML goes, I had to look that up to see what it meant, and it is funny, but then, I cuss like a sailor IRL. I would only say that in writing as an anonymous web user myself though! I am from the South after all, lol
But I agree you do have plenty to vent about!!!!! I say carry on but don't talk graphic sex??!! HUGS dear, I know you mean well and you are sweet to try to adapt, without losing your 'voice'!!!
Your last blog (where you
Your last blog (where you mentioned language in the title) still had "offensive" words available in the preview.
Note that I put the word offensive in quotes, as I swear like a sailor, even here.
My last blog, I used the f-word about four times, but before starting, I typed "Warning: language" (carriage return) which removed all but those two words from the preview. I haven't been flagged. Perhaps that would make the difference?
I had to laugh at your drug seeker. The only time we had to deal with narcotics was when BM scheduled SD-then-11's tonsillectomy two days before our planned amusement park trip. It kept us from leaving town for a week, and wasted a LOT of resort time. We picked her up, and BM SWORE that SD was in SO MUCH pain and she had had to get a refill on the liquid codeine already - she NEEDED the max dose not one second later than every four hours!
We got SD back to MIL's house and explained to her - when the meds were gone, they were gone. There would be no getting more. Addiction is nasty, and running out while in pain is not fun. A little bit of discomfort isn't a horrible prospect - let's see how you do with a half dose, and of course, if it's too bad, we'll give you more. We gave her one full dose, after that, she was down to half doses twice a day, and was weaned off completely within 48 hours. We ended up throwing away half of the drugs.
Of coure, it's a lot easier when the child is younger, and the parents are in control of the narcotics.
Princessandthepee, I look
Princessandthepee, I look forward to reading your blogs (colorful language and all). I find them amusing and entertaining, to say the least!
Add their little "warnings" and keep true to yourself, and please keep enchanting all of us s-talkers with your wonderful way with words. You have the heart of an artist, people who disagree..........
*Singing in my best Christina Aguilera voice*
"You are Beautiful in every single way, WORDS CAN'T BRING MEEE DOWN, so don't you bring me down today"
hehe look at my screen name!
hehe look at my screen name! I am glad that my message is getting around.