The skid keeps yapping about Mommee and Daddee because she knows you don't like it. Next time, start giggling and progress to belly laughter. Show her that you find her behavior both ridiculous AND hysterical.
I know more about all the crap her mom likes than my BF probably does at this point. A big giggle fit would be awesome. Like, yeah kid. Your mom is chronically unemployed at 50 and has depended on men all her life. She's insecure about her appearance and takes it out on you and your sister in ways which have destroyed your self esteem. What a role model.
Is to segue into something completely off topic and start prattling on making up your own creative stories when she starts in about Mommy and Daddy ancient history. Make sure you smile and look like you're enjoying the off-topic conversations. As the other posters said she is just doing this to get a rise out of you
SM: " oh that is so interesting! I remember one time when I was in a boat and it sprung a leak; I was right in the middle of the lake and blah blah blah blah blah"
Make her memoirs turn into things about you. Wash rinse and repeat.
She doesn't care about the real stories. She's always downplayed my job even though her dad and I work together.
"I remember this one time your dad and I climbed a mountain together and took a selfie at 7000 feet! And those three times we worked on a case together at work! And all those times at our favourite pub that we've been called 'the cutest couple ever'!"
Oh, your mom made him drive her to her Botox appointments and yelled at him when he got lost? Okay.
" i remember this one time your dad and I climbed a mountain together and he couldnt keep his hands off me and kept kissing me. And those times we worked together on a case and he kept feeling me up and I couldn't get him to stop, it was so embarrassing. And all those times at our favorite pub, one time he took me in the back and wanted to do it right there!"
I would add more salacious details the more she does it.
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"Virus is a man-made hoax"
Perhaps BM is akin to a salesperson i heard explain that he KNOWS the virus came from outer space and he has PROOF!
Just tell him to use crystals
Just tell him to use crystals and Reiki to heal himself spiritually from the alien pandemic.
Haha! Well, I'm sure most
Haha! Well, I'm sure most egomanics think that Tr&$p is an inspiratinal person!
Maybe SD would like to hear about some of your special dates with her dad? I mean, serioulsy, she knows better.
The skid keeps yapping about
The skid keeps yapping about Mommee and Daddee because she knows you don't like it. Next time, start giggling and progress to belly laughter. Show her that you find her behavior both ridiculous AND hysterical.
Yes - or say, "Oh, your dad
Yes - or say, "Oh, your dad has taken me on MUCH nicer dates than that. I'm sorry your mother didn't get the same treatment."
Sassy and amazing. I love it!
Sassy and amazing. I love it!
I know more about all the
I know more about all the crap her mom likes than my BF probably does at this point. A big giggle fit would be awesome. Like, yeah kid. Your mom is chronically unemployed at 50 and has depended on men all her life. She's insecure about her appearance and takes it out on you and your sister in ways which have destroyed your self esteem. What a role model.
same
Yes!!! My SS does this constantly.It is so uncomfortable. A child who is conniving will always cause problems... right?
Another avenue
Is to segue into something completely off topic and start prattling on making up your own creative stories when she starts in about Mommy and Daddy ancient history. Make sure you smile and look like you're enjoying the off-topic conversations. As the other posters said she is just doing this to get a rise out of you
SM: " oh that is so interesting! I remember one time when I was in a boat and it sprung a leak; I was right in the middle of the lake and blah blah blah blah blah"
Make her memoirs turn into things about you. Wash rinse and repeat.
The Wilder and more creative the better
"I remember this one time
She doesn't care about the real stories. She's always downplayed my job even though her dad and I work together.
"I remember this one time your dad and I climbed a mountain together and took a selfie at 7000 feet! And those three times we worked on a case together at work! And all those times at our favourite pub that we've been called 'the cutest couple ever'!"
Oh, your mom made him drive her to her Botox appointments and yelled at him when he got lost? Okay.
Tell her a story about an
Tell her a story about an awesome date you & DH went on!
And wow, just one afternoon a month?!
"My date with DH" edited
" i remember this one time your dad and I climbed a mountain together and he couldnt keep his hands off me and kept kissing me. And those times we worked together on a case and he kept feeling me up and I couldn't get him to stop, it was so embarrassing. And all those times at our favorite pub, one time he took me in the back and wanted to do it right there!"
I would add more salacious details the more she does it.