34 weeks pregnant and I'm just a ball of grump, so I totally know I am blowing this out of proportion. But I think I could find fault in anything ET does, even if she turned her life totally around and cured cancer.

ET didn't get YSK this weekend because she is battling fleas in her house. Now, sounds like she is being responsible and letting DH know, right? Naaahhhh. Only reason we found out was because YSK mentioned that ET had a "bug problem" that was getting worse.

It had been, what, 6 weeks since YSK was last there? And she had a bug problem then that was apparently bad enough that it was "getting worse"? But no, let's not mention a f**king thing to DH even though WE HAD A PUPPER SHE HAS MET and I'm F**KING PREGNANT WITH BABY SH*T EVERYWHERE.

No worries, though. It'll be at least two more weeks before YSK might go over because she worked this weekend anyway and next weekend she is off and going out of town. She might be able to get rid of the fleas if she, I dunno, actually put her cats on flea meds, cut her foot-tall grass and treated it, and hired an exterminator. She still gets $400 a month in CS that she spends precisely $0 on YSK or OSS, so seems like she could make the house NOT an infestation zone.

Less than two years and the kids are on their own when it comes to ET. Cannot wait!