SO and my cell phones have been off for the past couple of weeks because having cellular devices just isn't that high up on our list of bills that may or may not get paid this month We are totally ok with that, if BM needs to get ahold of him she can call the bar or FMIL or email. In case of an emergency (not that she ever notifys SO of these anyway) SO WILL find out promptly.

That being said, just to shut her up and so FMIL can call us apparently, FMIL went and bought us magicjack today and a crappy awesome phone from the 90's. Seriously this thing is legit. I LOVE IT. It's hideous lol.

Anyway, we will not be turning our cells back on because we don't need them so SO will be giving BM our new home number.

Please help me think of a fantastic greeting for my voicemail ladies (and gents).

I KNOW its petty but I think its hilarious that BM will now have to hear my happy cheerful voice every time she calls

HELP!? }:)