LMAO, this is totally whacko!  I guess you should be flattered?!?! Oh, maybe you could make some instagram posts with side by sides of you and Beaver and say, "who wore it better?", like magazines do!  At least I think People magazine does that with celebrities! 

Shortly after DH and I moved in together I dyed my hair reddish brown.  Something I did a lot...especially in fall/winter time (my hair is naturally light brown/dark blondish) but anyways a few days later BM shows with bright red hair and she has curls and it was very Ronald McDonald like.  I cracked up!  It was very obviousl to DH and I that she was doing it because I did but it was a fail boat for her! 

Since we don't see BM often one thing she does style wise cracks me up. This is pretty much the only time I see her. This will probably be SDs last year of basketball. (If it even happens) 
 

She shows up to SD's basketball in thigh high (literally almost to her hip) 2/3inch boots. Every game (she misses 3 of her games on a average season) it's the same boots but different colors. She must have 5 pairs of these same exact boots. 
 

Some of SDs games get switched to the small auxiallry gym at her middle school so there is no seating. You have to sit on the floor. Then oh look... There is BM in her thigh high boots!! I find it comical like whooo are you trying to impress lady. 

lol. I wear black and gray mostly.

TT likes country, I listen to the Cure and Depeche mode and Ellie Goulding, classical.

TT and I both have naturally curly hair that I straighten on occasion. Hers went gray early. I just go dark brown. She likes either dark red or light strawberry blonde that makes her look sallow. 

She wears polyester to dress up. Im more of a silk and pearls girl.

She wears bedazzled baseball caps. I wear fedoras.

She doesnt see me anymore, and Ive blocked that Troll on ALL social media.

Yuck I would vomit should Meth Mouth ever even try to copy my lewk..lol.
We had custody of Spawn and I am a blonde, Spawn is a blonde, Meth Mouth has dark brown hair. People would always say how much Spawn looked like me...she really didn't but I just think people saw two blondes and were like oh they are related. Well junior year when Spawn finally succumbed to Meth Mouth fully she decided she was a natural brunette. She even went so far as to yell at DH for ruining her natural brunette hair color...not sure how he accomplished that but you do you Spawn. So one weekend Spawn went to Meth Mouth's and came back a bottle brown...not even a legit dye job by a stylist, just the stuff out of the bottle at the store. Some parts of Spawn's hair were brownish, the rest just sort of had a green cast. Meth Mouth convinced Spawn that the reason the color didn't take was because of all the "dye" we had been putting in her hair...da fook!

BM has curly hair...i got a loose curl perm once and which is a complete different curl from hers...but i wanted to be sure DH knew I wasn't trying to copy her in case skids said something...i just wanted to do something with my hair since I stopped coloring it.

Thankfully BM would never try to copy me b/c she admires herself.  She doesn't recognize she is a psychiatric hospital dumpster on fire. 

She sounds like a total nutter. I'm quite relieved I'm also covered in tats n studs with jet black hair whilst bm is over there trying to be Marilyn Monroe but actually just looking like miss piggy