Just a Vent:

DH had to work on a weekend so I got stuck alone with SDteen. She wakes up in the morning and sits on the couch glued to the tv with her big mouth open. Just sitting there staring until 1:00 p.m. This kind of lethargy is normal for her. She does the bare minimum on everything. Even things that are fun for her. Bare minimum. So there's a history of why I'm annoyed at her laziness and passive aggressiveness. So I chose to ignore her. I guess she finally realized she was hungry so instead of doing something about it, she asked where DH was (even though she already knew he had to work on that weekend) I told her he's at work and she says "Oh I forgot." Then, she finally gets up to go get some breakfast cereal because she realized DH wasn't there to cook her princess ass a nice breakfast. She is so lazy, she would rather starve than feed herself. Mind you, she gets her own cereal every single other school day of the week so it's not like she doesn't know how. Besides, she's not a toddler. She's old enough to feed herself.