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Brain/Mouth Filter Fail- I regret NOTHING

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Submitted by danielsj2 on Thu, 03/09/2017 - 8:25am

Don't you just loves those moments when karma lines up perfectly? DH and I were picking up SD last night. While transferring everything to our car BM makes a comment about how she is super annoyed because her new boyfriend's ex wife is being and i quote "a raging psychotic b*tch about us going away on vacation to Germany. She won't stop calling and texting and causing drama."

Before I knew what was happening I found myself in a fit of giggles. We are talking the "My sides are hurting from lack of oxygen" giggles. This of course sends her into a tissy fit trying to validate her point. All I could think to say was "Don't you hate it when that happens?" Anyways we packed up and drove off with BM texting frantically to DH about how inappropriate that was and how I am this and that... DH was a bit peeved that I couldn't control my fit of laughter. I said I wouldn't apologize for laughing.. even if I would have been able to hold it in, my facial expression would have given it away at the very least.

Thanks Karma.. you were bit late in coming around, but your appearance is no less appreciated.

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Submitted by danielsj2 on Thu, 03/09/2017 - 8:45am

I'm not sure the woman even knows the definition of irony... I heard her once explaining to SS (when her and DH were bickering about something and SS said not to fight) "it's ok Daddy and I are having a debacle." It took me a second before I was like "You mean a debate?" I swear I can't make this up lol

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Submitted by danielsj2 on Thu, 03/09/2017 - 9:15am

I love the complete ignorance of these women. I especially love when the BM is like "can I you something" or goes into something that happened in her life that she is complaining about.

I always have the expression of "we are not friends.. how is this my problem?" Like I really care if she's tired or had a bad day at work.

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Submitted by MJL2010 on Thu, 03/09/2017 - 9:12am

OMG they say laughing is good for your heart.....just HEARING about your laughter was good for my heart just now. I am so glad that you had that moment!!!!

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Submitted by danielsj2 on Thu, 03/09/2017 - 9:16am

Indeed... I think I was still smiling about it on the drive to work this morning. It's the little things in life lol

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Submitted by danielsj2 on Thu, 03/09/2017 - 9:36am

Hell, I want to know who this woman is so I can send her a bottle of wine and a thank you card!

Yes--she stalked DH and I for a year. As payback I think this ex should giver her at least two years of chaos.

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Submitted by danielsj2 on Thu, 03/09/2017 - 9:42am

I would love to send her updates like "They are going out for dinner at this address.. have fun crashing that.. be sure to cause a bog scene!"

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Submitted by BSgoinon on Thu, 03/09/2017 - 11:11am

BM used to do this... complain about her bf's ex's and how "unfair" it is that dude wasn't able to do whatever it was she was complaining about that week. I would literally tell her "I remember when you did that to DH". She would get all flustered "yeah, well, it's not the same because this and that"... No, it's EXACTLY that same BECAUSE of that. Sucks doesn't it??

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Submitted by danielsj2 on Thu, 03/09/2017 - 11:21am

OMG she said that too.. It's not the same thing, all that happened for a reason.. like her level of crazy was valid and this lady's isn't. I just want to say well Im sure his ex-wife thinks she has reason for doing this too. Hypocrites!

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Submitted by CLove on Thu, 03/09/2017 - 11:44am

I am laughing right now - that is sooooooo perfect! Thank you for sharing and making my day brighter!!!!!

Funny Karma story of mine - for the past few years, BM has been with a boyfriend, I call him "Tweedle Dee". He likes to drink, a lot, beer mainly although he will do shots. And when he drinks, SD17 gets mad. So TD and SD17 will argue. At a few parties, TD has gotten so drunk he will crawl across the floor. The party before that, for Halloween, it was BM (I call her Tweedle Dum, because that is her intellect level), who was so drunk that she tried to get out of a moving car during a fight, and ended up rolling in a ditch. The next morning, when she was still a bit buzzed, she got angry with TD, and yelled at him for punching her, giving her a black eye, not recalling that she had rolled herself into a ditch.

And they have fights where they punch each other and have choked each other too. Well, her abusive behavior is catching up to her, and the Tweedles are still together!!! Every weekend I am waiting for what drama will occur next.