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Spinoff on the Purse/Handbag Alarms

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Submitted by Auteur on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 9:50am

Ok if you get one of these what would be the reaction of your DH/biodad?

Do you think he'd be offended that you think his children are theiving heathens, even when they positively ARE theiving heathens?

Do you think it would make him face reality that his kids are POS or do you think it would have the opposite effect and he'd get that much more over protective of them and making even bigger excuses for them?

For me I think it's the latter.

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Submitted by Auteur on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 9:58am

If it had a shock feature, he'd probably slap me around for daring to hurt his precious little darlings (who are approaching six feet tall)

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Submitted by Milomom on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:06am

LOL rottensweetpea!

Exactly! Somehow it'll be YOUR fault that their precious child's hand was in YOUR purse to begin with!!!

DH will say something like "Didn't YOU TELL skid to go into your purse to GET something FOR you???? That's why skid had his/her hands in your purse in the first place!!! I expect you to APOLOGIZE to my sweet cherub now, because her feelings are hurt very badly."

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Submitted by BellaMia on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:05am

He'd likely find a way to turn it back on me, and cry "Entrapment!" Surely it wouldn't be the angels' fault...

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Submitted by Milomom on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:07am

Exactly BellaMia!!! See above - my reply to rottensweetpea!! I said the same thing!

Great SM minds think alike.

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Submitted by BellaMia on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:31am

Ha! Precisely... Can't you just hear it? "Well... the ice cream truck was coming down the street and Precious Baby said he/she couldn't find you! As a matter of fact, he/she said that you were gone for a long time and that it was scary..." I mean the bullshit never ceases and there is rarely any accountability. Sigh...

But it's all good today. I am about to take the heavenly host who lives with us full-time to the airport so he can be a beacon of angelic light to his BM for a week.

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Submitted by Auteur on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:07am

Ok You'd have to think up of a scenario. "I bought it to protect my purse at work, at the gym, blah blah"

Then when you use it for it's ACTUAL INTENDED purpose, and little Beelzebub starts rummaging around in your purse, you could say "Oh gosh whoops, I left that thing on again!"

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Submitted by Auteur on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:14am

Of course you realize that when it goes off several times due to Incubus Junior and his midnight raids, your DH will get mad at YOU for having it turned on.

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Submitted by Auteur on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 11:16am

GOOD FOR YOU and I must say you were smart to keep separate living quarters all the while. It disgusted me when GG said he would bail out Brainiac (SS14) if he went to jail!! Here's big tough love daddy that he says one minute and does a 180 the next.

And he's relatively "hard hearted" with Brainiac as opposed to Venus and Prince Hygiene. He's a HUGE pushover with them. I want no part of this!!

Good to see you are still on the boards though. Probably affirmation of your good choice and good therapy as well! Keep warning all those single ladies to never EVER get hooked up with a man with a previously enjoyed family

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Submitted by purpledaisies on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 12:15pm

With me NO ONE gets in my purse ever. Now I do let my dd get money out but I tell her how much and if more is ever missing she knows she is in trouble.

My dh doesn't even get in it. So if I got one then if the skids get in my purse we all will know why! But I can honestly say that they have never gotten in my purse.