Several "topics" came up over the weekend. And not surprisingly I was surprised by what a FANTASY WORLD GG lives in.

1. He wrote a six paged hand written letter (purposely NOT shown to me) explaining "his side" of the past almost nine years to the skids (Brainiac SS15, VD SD13 and Prince Hygiene SS9). It seemed to make him feel better but does he REALLY EXPECT that letter to see the light of day over at the Behemoth's? And if they DID see it, no doubt it would be HIGHLY annotated with whole pages "blocked out."

2. He's literally WHIPPING out the rennos as it concerns putting back the third bedroom. When the older two PASed out, GG made Brainiac and Prince Hygiene's bedroom (adjacent to the "master" bedroom") into more master bedroom space. He is now rapidly un-doing that move and told me that he wants futons in there when the bedrooms are complete. Is he REALLY expecting for them to respond to that letter he sent? (unless of course, the content was far more "guilty/disney" dad then he revealed to me)

3. We got on the topic of tooth brushing somehow in light of that article about parents giving into little johnnie or janey b/c they don't FEEL like brushing their teeth and ending up having all sorts of expensive dental surgery at a young age. GG of course took the "tough parent" line even though he never made his own "darlings" brush when at our house. I told him that PH is probably in braces b/c he's not smiling in his last picture. Here's the kicker!! GG: "YES HE IS!!!! GG didn't believe me; um he can't remember his OWN KID'S LAST PHOTO??!! So he went and checked and by god, PH was NOT smiling but doing a "braces-hiding" smirk (the Behemoth slaps them in cosmetic, middle class status braces the second they turn eight) Uh Oh, Auteur is RIGHT AGAIN!! I also mentioned that VD was "re-braced" b/c she didn't wear her retainer way back when.

4. I told GG that VD has a "motivational" picture on her FB account that shows a girl smirking and looking over her shoulder at the raging house fire in the background saying "they should have bought the f'n girl scout cookies." GG thought this was FUNNY threw his head back and LAUGHED! So I guess if VD commits blackmail and arson this will be HILARIOUS to GG. Thank GOD I am exiting this year!!

I'm shooting for October 1st; will be making an appt with a "domestic partner" attorney this week.