She had called to say that SD wasn't coming for the weekend but SS was coming but couldn't until Saturday morning instead of Friday afternoon.

So, we drove the hour to get SS Saturday morning. DH went to the door and she had SS come to the door, sobbing his little heart out, to tell his dad that he wasn't going to get to go with.

So, we drove the hour back home with NO skids.

About an hour and a half later, guess who called to say it was OK for us to come and get SS now?!? Of course DH was the bad guy for refusing to drive ANOTHER two hours to go fetch his boy.

Right after DH got engaged he got 2 text mesgs from BM
1-I still love you
2-what do u think about trying again

He didn't respond to either text. a month later she was engaged to her boyfriend at the time.

Another instance...
SD comes home to say that BM says SM can't care for her when she's sick because SM only knows how to take care of old people (I am a nurse! LOL) SD had pneumonia which SM also had!

Oh yea here is one of my favorites!!

My status on myspace read- So happy to have all of my babies in the house!
BM-I dont mean to be a bitch but they are not urs!
I did not delete my status and left her publicly posted comment as well.
an hour later DH receives a text msg from BM-I refuse to be bullied in this way!
(Still not sure how that was bullying??! LOL)

next day I receive a text-
BM- why did you block me on myspace & facebook?
ME- I didn't block you, I deleted you from my friends list. My profiles are set to private
BM-This is why I can't trust the 2 of you! youre sneeky & underhanded
ME-I don't want any drama so I removed you from my friends list so that you dont have to be bothered by what my status' say
BM-I'm calling my lawyer!
ME-Because I deleted from myspace/facebook?
BM-because something is not right! This is all very sneeky to me!
ME-Since when do Iowa Family Courts require me to be friends with my fiances ex wife??? Go ahead and call you lawyer!

DH (like an idiot) agreed to rent a house that he owns to BM#1 when she (supposedly) was trying to move out of her abusive BFs trailer. BM1 quit paying rent after about 6 months and so DH started the evicition process. One day he went to the house to mow or something....

BM: (screaming out of her window with 4 kids in the house)"Get the f%ck off my property!! ....and a whole other string of obscenities
DH: (who was pissed when he saw the air conditioner in the window since BM had quit paying the utility bill too) without saying a word, went and ripped the air conditioner out through the window.
BM: OMG! I'm calling the cops, get off my property!!

What a freaking loon... we had her legally evicted a month later. So in court she is turning on the tears, playing the oh, poor me routine. The judge wasn't going for it and told her to get out and to pay for all damages and missed rent (yeah right)

So just like that the tears shut off and she starts making threats under her breath to DH like "You'll never see your daughter again" "I'll have so and so get you".. the judge looked at her and told her that if she made one more sound she was being arrested. HA HA

oh but wait, this is the best part. so about 6 months after this whole fiasco, a friend of DHs was selling a rental property of his. DH was interested so we went to look at it one day. DH must have mentioned something to SD who in turn told BM1 who no shit... showed up at the house the next day with her whole clan in tow, telling the people that she wanted to look at the house because if DH bought it he would rent it to her. WTF loony bin did this chick escape from?? DH was mortified and told her that she could plan on donkies coming out of his ass before he EVER rented to her again...

BM brought a pregnancy test over to show SD and SS that she was pregnant. Later brought over ultrasound pics (printed on copy paper). Carried this elaborate story on for 7 months...She had a full hysterectomy 16 years ago!! (Then of course she 'miscarried')

I have LOTS but this one stands out:

yuck called to tell dh that the boys councilor told her that him and her need to have lunch and talk about their divorce. (which he didn't and found out through him that he never said that would never say that) So anyway dh was on speaker so i could hear her too, and he said ok if you want to talk about the divorce we will talk now which is 3 years after it happened. So lets talk abot the last night I was there and I left b/c you hit me so many times that I stopped counting at 30 WHILE holding our son that is a little over a year at that time!

Her respondse "you made me" :jawdrop:

This was about 5 years ago and both stories tie in.

SD5 tells all of us how their Mommy leaves every day after they get home from school to have chemo and doesn't get home until after they go to bed (BM is supposedly dying from cancer for 7 years now). This goes on all winter long.

In May that spring, OSS needed something from our house and wanted his Dad to bring to work the next day and BM would bring him to his work to pick it up early.
SO tells them that SM is having surgery the next morning and wouldn't be there until later. I had a hysterectomy. The skids would've found out anyway but we hadn't told them or her.

Very next visit, Mommy is having the same surgery you are...of course.

When BM had her hysterectomy, we kept the skids for a few days. OSS calls BM to check on her and asks if it was cancer and she tells him NO. Where was BM every night for a whole winter.

SO told me that docs recommended BM have a hyster years ago b/c of endometriosis but she wouldn't do it.....until I had one.

Let's see. Where to start......

Double E was caught by FDH just before we got together parked outside the house at 3 am. When FDH confronted her about it around a year latter he first excuse was that she was driving through the sub division remembering the good old days and she drove by the house at 3 am and FDH came out and he invited her inside and they talked and everything was happy.

FDH's response was:

And how did I catch you if you were driving? I just ran out of the house and chased down your car at 3 am? BS had an accident that's why I was up at 3 am and you were parked out front right next to the mail box. You sent me a text asking me if everything was alright because you could see BS's bedroom light on. Yes I did go outside but that was to ask you WTH you were doing parked out front at 3 am and no everything was not happy.

Double E has also texted FDH "happy anniversary" after they were divorsed and when he was with me.

She has sent him I don't know how many texts telling him she's still in love with him.

There was the time that called FDH wanting to pick my BD(5) at the time up from school and take her out to lunch. (A little history. She was actively trying to break FDH and I up. Thought that FDH would never tell me about "their secret romance" that was going on, only in her head, and I had met her one time and talked to her for about 10 minutes.) The obvious answer that she got was no. Then she freaks out about how it's not fair that Unhappy gets to spend time with her kids and she can't spend time with mine.(Can we say nutjob?)

My BD had a three day weekend and all this happened on a Friday. The following Tuesday she took it upon herself to go down to the school that my BD attends after I had dropped BD off and have a talk with her on the playground. Apprently she was trying to invite my BD over to her house. All of this was witnessed by the girl(11) who lives next door. When Double E was confronted about it she said that my BD approached her on the playground and talked about her new shoes. When confronted about the invitation to her house and the fact that it was witnessed she was out of excuses.

There's the time she called CPS and filed false child abuse allegations on FDH claiming that she couldn't trust him anymore because of me.

She would just stop by the house when both FDH and I were at work without our knowledge or approval.

She took it upon herself to enter our house without our knowledge or approval. (She's no longer allowed at our hosue anymore.)

As you can see she also stalked FDH for quite some time.

This list of craziness can go on and on.

No problem asheeha. That's the whole point of this website. That and venting. It's nice to see that I'm not alone with the craziness and also get a laugh at the same time.

Where the heck do these crazies come from and what the heck were our DWs, SOs, FDHs, and DHs thinking?

That's the way I feel about mine too.

Oh I really like this blog!

Fantasy #1- Dh and I go to skids xmas program at the church. I see BM there and said to Dh "oh did she get engaged, she has a huge rock on her hand?" Dh says "no, those were the wedding rings I gave her when we were married" I asked him why she was wearing them, when she isn't married to Dh and is with the man she had an affair on Dh with. Dh says "BM says they keep the bar flies off her" My reply...they didn't keep them off of her when she was married to you, why would it work now?

Fantasy #2- Dh and BM were attending co parenting counseling. During one of the sessions BM tells the therapist that Dh was still carrying a "torch" for her. He asked BM what would give you that impression? BM says because he called he during the day. Dh says I called you because you are never home during the day and you don't get emails on your phone. The kids were getting out of school early because of snow and I wanted to make sure someone was around to take care of our children.
I personally would use the "torch" to burn the fucking witch at the stake }:)

NPD BM's are truly a rare breed! :O

Omg. Bahahahahaaaa this shit is nucking futs!!!!!!!!!! Wtf were we thinking when we WILLINGLY vowed to spend our lives with men that had this kinda baggage??? Lol. Geez.

Draco- Omg Omg Omg you take the cake! Lmao. I seriously almost died!!! I am still laughing a whole page of comments later!!!

Flabber?- you made Dracos comment 100x more hilarious!!! Omg. I seriously had the SAME reaction!!! And the monkey face is making all of this so much better! I swear I had the same expression and I kept looking over and seeing that monkey face and was all... Roflmao!!!

You two may be my new bffs! Lol.

Thank you all (everyone) for sharing and making my day so much more enjoyable than it was before. It was definitely one of "those" days...

Hmm this is going to be relatively long:

1) Insisting that since the kids had access to my HOA pool during SO's time, that she be given a permanate gate pass to my housing developement so they have access during her time. "They are supposed to be equal at each house". She raised such a fuss my HOA had her tresspassed.

2) I was not to even be around her kids, rapidly changed when I inherited a DD (See past posts to explain this) to I needed to be MORE involved with the skids than I was with my own child.

3) Making the determination (despite court orders) that since SO no longer had to pay child support, he was not allowed to see the skids because "The law says fathers have to pay... they basically rent kids from the mom".

4) Berating SO for not running out and buying fsd a new pair of shoes when one of her shoes broke (the child had 4 other pairs of shoes she could wear)so BM brought her a pair to school and dropped them off. Per her if he were a REAL parent he would KNOW his childs needs.. the shoes she bought? Three sizes too small.

5) This weeks drama via text:

BM: The kids aren't happy since we divorced. You need to get rid of SASX and we will get back together to make the kids happy.
SO: (crickets - no reply)
BM: I will take your silence as agreement, I will tell the kids the good news now. Make sure you tell your whore tonight to kick rocks."

**SO and I were sitting in my livingroom watching a movie when she started this texting string. Both of us speechless**

Half an hour later, a text from FSD

FSD: I told mom you ignoring her texting you did not mean you were agreeing with her. She didn't take that news well.

6) Her sending SO a copy of her car insurance bill and expecting him to pay half because "I drive the kids around in that car and we agreed to each pay 50% of costs for the kids". He sent her a copy of the payment book for his new car that he drives the kids around in and told her when she makes half his car payment he will think about it. She dropped the issue.

7) She got her clevage pierced. No not nipples: Clevage. Some kind of implant thingy that is literally over the breast bone, a gem stone. She went to show it to SO and as soon as she unbuttoned one button on her blouse he yelped and ran into his apartment. (Woman really, they sag to nearly your waist, WHY would he want to see them?? Why would you even think he MIGHT want to see them?)

There are many, many, many more...