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The kidnapping…
…of Little Idiot. Yes it happened Thursday. What lunatic would want to kidnap her you ask? Her brother.
Her brother kidnapped her and held her against her will for almost two whole days. First he lured her to his house with promises of….fun? Very sneaky of him. Of course she wanted to come back here and see DH after the Christmas with the in-laws, but she was led astray by her brother. Tempted away, totally unable to help herself.
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Christmas Groundhog Day
Every year I try. Every year I start to think things are better with LI. I start to have hope. I try to think good thoughts of changed ways and maturity. I try, Lord help me I really do, but…. It never changes. It’s the same thing every year. Like Groundhog Day in hell.
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Counting down the days
It's Christmas Eve. The Halloween wreath is still on the door. (My house is clean. I'm not a hoarder. Everything else is put away. But for some reason that d@mn wreath has been eluding me since October). Anyway. Overall things have gone better than expected.
She took it pretty well. Didn't even really kick up a fuss or even look disappointed, to my great surprise. A miracle? Could it be that The Grift's heart grew three sizes today?
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The first lies of Christmas
Well we picked up Little Idiot. Practically as soon as we did the first lies of Christmas came out re. her college. At this point I just don't even say anything. It's insane. It all just came out in a giant convoluted mess of a lie story with a few truths mixed in.
... and of course DH, being deaf, didn't hear any of it. Here is what she told us
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The first Christmas meltdown…
... was had by DH today.
It all started because I had to make a vet appointment for our very overweight cat (who is coincidentally DH's favorite). Nothing serious but he strained his back leg jumping down (he's old) and has been limping on it. DH was concerned so I said I would make an appointment. Unfortunately being that it's Christmas... there was only one slot available this week... Christmas Eve morning.
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The Grift That Stole Christmas
Little Idiot is coming in less than two days. Last year I did a parody of Twas the Night Before Christmas.
This year, I offer up...
The Grift That Stole Christmas:
Every Who down in Whoville loved Christmas a lot,
But Almostgone83 most certainly did not!
It could be the cold and gray winter sky…
Or it could be that her stash of liquor’s run dry!
But I think the real reason is abundantly clear…
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