SS was sick (at the dinner table, during dinner...it was a stunning display of digestive pyrotechnics all over my table *shudder) So he went to bed and was pretty much there for the next 24-36 hours.

But he truly believed that because he was sick for a day, all the restrictions/stipulations/feelings would have dissipated and he would be able to do whatever, whenever, etc.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No.

He was very clearly informed that now he's well, it will be back to exactly what was going on before. At least, until he straightens out (if ever)

So I'm in a predicament. (Always, right?) My dog allegedly bit ss10's mouth and bloodied his lip.

She's never put her teeth on anyone's face before (she's almost 2)

She had grabbed hands and I was training her out of that, hadn't done the hand grab in at least 2 weeks. She's never drawn blood when grabbing hands. (She likes to pull people places, but not allowed)

I have a 4 year old and a 2 year old that are out with her all the time, she's never bit either of them. 4 year old gets overzealous and she still hasn't harmed him.

LOL I can't help but laugh. A couple of years ago we accidentally claimed the wrong kid on the taxes (we get the eldest, she gets the youngest, and the middle goes back and forth every year for tax purposes) She went totally wacko over the mistake. Sent all kinds of nasty letters certified with the court decree underlined etc. (we all still had claimed the appropriate amount of children, just the wrong ones)

So she texts H that she's claiming the eldest and the middle and we should take the youngest.

So I really don't get what the point of calling here is? Just to prove what we already know? That you all are nothing but a hot mess? Her being innocently attacked isn't even plausible. Either she did something to someone and they retaliated, or else nothing happened at all and she's what we already know she is, a liar.