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"I'm sorry, BM, but I have absolutely zero interest in your vagina"

3LittleDragonflies's picture

Submitted by 3LittleDragonflies on Tue, 10/08/2013 - 10:54pm

BM called this evening to tell DH her new daughter was born. (like we care)
She proceeded to attempt to go into a detailed explanation about her daughter's birth (sunny side up baby, tore in the front. Yeah, I didn't need to know it either.)
Then DH said the most amazing thing I've ever heard.
"I'm sorry, BM, but I have absolutely zero interest in your vagina. I will pick SD up on Saturday at 11. Goodbye."

Three cheers for DH!!!

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GizmoBarnOwl's picture

Submitted by GizmoBarnOwl on Wed, 10/09/2013 - 4:53am

brilliant!! I wish my Oh would be blunt n tell bm how it is!! well done to your DH!

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Submitted by maxhill08 on Thu, 10/10/2013 - 12:07am

Haha, I'm so glad that I don't have that kind relationship with the BM. But funny story! Dirol