OMG! So Petunia has been acting up, as usual. The latest - Prince Charming went out of town on business last week, left me here with the heathen and my offspring. Well, of course, Petunia decides one of those days that she is gonna hang out with her girlfriend, not tell me anything, assume it was ok to come home after dinner time, and THEN come home with a hickey on her neck. Of course I call Prince Charming, tell him what is going on, he calls her, tells her off, she goes berserk, breaks her mirror, cuts up her arm, and then throws her phone. I have to yell at her to bring her tone down, she gives me the deer-in-the-headlights look, and I tell her that if she broke her phone, she is NOT getting a new one. All that drama for nothing! Now mind you, she has not helped me ALL week to do anything around the house. So today, I make dinner, Prince Charming made some cupcakes, all is good, until I tell him I am done doing the dishes because I had done them at least four times today, and I tell him how she did not help me at all week, so he tells her to get off her ass and do the dishes, since she has been playing Playstation2 for the past 5 hours. She gets smart with him, I am ready to jump out of my skin, and he tells her - I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO TURN 18 SO I CAN KICK YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE! I almost cried of joy! FINALLY, some sense coming from the man!