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Does anyone know the cure for verbal diarrhea?

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Submitted by boogeymom on Sat, 07/10/2010 - 9:56pm

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If so, can you come over and give my Skids a double dose each? I swear to God, if I have to hear any more inane chatter today, I might just go nuts. Every five seconds, I hear, "Hey dad, look at me (jump jump jump)," or, "Hey dad, did you like that last commercial? Would you like to have something like that?" "Hey dad, hey dad, hey dad, hey dad hey dad..." Kill. Me. Oh! There they go again! "Hey dad, I'm going to put my underwear on my head (giggle giggle)." Hey kids, can you shut the f up?!? Oh, and P.S. stay out of my bedroom! Oh, and P.S. SS11, can you maybe think of something else to do besides follow DH around all day every day like a lost gas station dog? And can you also not wake up at midnight and come hang out outside the bedroom door whilst DH and I do it, then wait until afterward to make up some crap about having a nightmare that you don't remember, but you just can't go back to sleep? Oh, and SS9, do you think you can stop being lazy enough to wet the bed because you don't feel like getting up and going to the bathroom? Because really, I don't know any other 9 year olds who still do that. And BTW, there IS such a thing as being too helpful, maybe most times I like doing things for myself and I really REALLY don't need your help whatsoever and neither does DH? I mean, I know, SS11, that you THINK you know how to use jumper cables, but really you DON'T. And then, can you two also stop having meltdowns when you don't get your way? I don't have a problem with you being grounded all weekend long, please believe me, it'll make my weekend more peaceful. I'm just sayin'.
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Boogeymomster

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Submitted by boogeymom on Sun, 07/11/2010 - 3:48pm

Ah ha ha ha! SS11 does that to DH too! Then, when he's in the bathroom, he hovers outside the door and asks, "Hey dad, what are you doing?" Then I can't help myself and I say, "He's in the bathroom, I'll give you 2 guesses." God, now they're in my bedroom again! GET OUT! Really, you guys are right, the iPod has really become the savior of the day, especially since I just bought some good new tunes. Oh, and P.S. Skids, can you also just leave my chihuahua alone for, like, 5 seconds?

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Submitted by starfish on Sun, 07/11/2010 - 6:12pm

they go in your room??? i couldn't even imagine skids thinking about going in my room....

but i feel the pain with "look at me look at me look at me" and the way they follow dh around... :sick: even dh says get off my ass...

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Submitted by Lizz on Mon, 10/04/2021 - 8:11pm

I didn't know I was married to a man with an infant in the form of a 30 year old man. Oh, and I get the grandkids (twins) who are F..ing 5 and not potty trained I told my husband I am not changing a 5 year olds diapers. BTW the twins are very sweet and it isn't their fault their parents are idiots

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Submitted by Booqueen on Tue, 10/05/2021 - 2:48am

SS 6.5 (closer to 7) chatters non-stop. Like NON-STOP. He's usually in a monologue with himself when we're exhausted from answering him. I swear he loves the sound of his own voice. And the constant 'mummy mummy mummy listen to me. You're not listening. Mummy! Mum mum mum' like OMFG!!!! How many times does he repeat a story? He'll share it. Then share it again. And again. And again. My partner will say 'I've heard it. The story is blah blah blah' and she'll repeat the story back to him. And he'll say 'but I love telling it. So this is what happened..' and it starts again. When I'm trying to have a conversation with my SO, he will butt in and give comments to everything we're talking about. Most times, I just stop talking and give up trying to talk to her. There isn't any point as he just interrupts CONSTANTLY. Somedays I wish we didn't have a kid. Maybe we might be closer. Maybe we might have more time for us. Gosh I sound like a jealous evil SM!