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Aniki-Moderator's picture

Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 08/16/2019 - 9:42am

This has been a looooooong week. And when I look at next week's calendar, I'm wishing I was on vacation. Maybe a case of laryngitis. For someone who can't seem to stop talking...

Eff off to:

  • People who beeyotched and whined and beeyotched some more about the fancy yacht that went under the lift bridge during "rush hour". You people have NO idea what is truly terrible rush hour. More like HOURS. I once worked in Chicago for a few weeks and it took 45 minutes to go a quarter of a mile. So that yacht going under the bridge was NOTHING. Gaaaaaaah...
     
  • Nitwit, who includes me on damn near every freaking email he sends out. STOP IT!!! don't care what the programmers discuss, nor do I comprehend it. I am NOT a programmer! If the emails were in Swahili, I would have the same comprehension level: NONE.
     
  • Nosy people. Don't get me wrong: there is nothing wrong with mild nosiness (aka curiosity). But when you start prying into my personal biz, you need to eff right off.
     
  • Effers who religiously practice Contextonomy. IOW, they are pick and choose the words they want from what you said/wrote, and misquote it, which distorts the original meaning. EFF OFF.

 

Hope everyone has a long, enjoyable weekend!

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advice.only2's picture

Submitted by advice.only2 on Fri, 08/16/2019 - 9:57am

Ahh Aniki I look forward to eff off Friday!

This week my eff offs are too:
people who get snippy with me because I won't do their job for them. I actually had this woman tell me "I am busy with travel and other stuff, I don't have time for this!" My response was "I understand we are all busy, but this is one of your responsibilities and I know that you can work it in with all your other tasking!" Then she had the nerve to call me and leave me a snotty message about being over tasked! Well if that's the case then maybe a nice one not job like I don't know ticket taker at the cinemas is more your speed!

Eff off the allergies that have been over the top ever since the damn earthquakes! I swear to god the angry earth shook open a portal to killer spores that are out to off us all!

Lastly eff off to my mother, she knows what she did!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 08/16/2019 - 10:42am

Advice, I've been looking forward to Eff Off Friday since Saturday, which speaks volumes...

Sorry about those allergies, hon. That sucks!

Eff off to a family member - I can relate. However, mine fails to see anything wrong with what was said/done. *dash1*

Siemprematahari's picture

Submitted by Siemprematahari on Fri, 08/16/2019 - 10:37am

Hola Aniki!

F@ck off to the silverfish that snuck into my bathroom through the window and decided to hang out above my shower head while I had shampoo in my hair. I almost had a heart attack and fell out the tub Shok

F@ck off to incompetent coworkers who are so lazy that makes me wonder how they were hired in the 1st place.

Have a fabulous weekend amiga and hope next week flows smooth and stress free.

Give rose

 

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 08/16/2019 - 10:44am

Hola Siempre!

Silverfish... gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!! ~shudder~

Muchas gracias, pero... I can already tell you that, according to my calendar, next week will suck crusty donkey balls.  *fool*

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Submitted by Cover1W on Fri, 08/16/2019 - 10:59am

I have no Effs to give today!

I have the day off work!

I am hosting a college girlfriend get together!

My kitty is doing fantastic on her hyperthyroid meds!

I am in my pjs still, drinking coffee and eating breakfast after sleeping in and on ST!

Yahoo

ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

Submitted by ProbablyAlready... on Fri, 08/16/2019 - 11:04am

Eff off to:

  • Forgetting to call in sick... I should have called in sick...
  • Migraines, got it last night at like 6, and it lasted clear through this morning, and I can feel it starting to come back.
  • Having to organize at work. You'd never guess I was the entire marketing team, graphics team, AND a tech... Because... I'm organizing and eternally falling behind in all the other s** that has to get done here.
  • Eff off to being exhausted and typos...

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Submitted by ITB2012 on Fri, 08/16/2019 - 11:30am

Eff off to co-workers who do not take responsibility for their work/department and are not conscientious enough to watch things to get their stuff done so I can get my stuff done. I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER, YOUR CONCIERGE, OR YOUR ASSISTANT! My job is not to keep track of whether you do your job (well, okay, sometimes is it but those are called formal audits).

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 08/16/2019 - 12:04pm

Oh, all of that!!! And eff off to coworkers who seem to think I need to be their 'crutch'. Nope. You don't do your job, I cannot and will not pick up one damn piece. It's aaaaaaall on you, buddy.

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Fri, 08/16/2019 - 11:53am

haven't been able to register my new commercial account since Monday due to a "known issue" that they have no ETA for!  Are you KIDDING ME??!!! 

 

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 08/16/2019 - 12:05pm

Argh, I've had some frustrations with a business website lately and their online "customer service" is craptastic, at best.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 08/16/2019 - 2:08pm

Trying to get some things on an account corrected. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS BASIC ENGLISH. 

I am not using slang.
I am not using contractions. 
I am speaking slowly, clearly, and concisely. 

No, for the fifth freaking time.... I do NOT need my bloody password reset. I'm IN THE ACCOUNT.