SD14's texts to DH yesterday...

SD: Daaaaaddddddddddd
DH: What?
SD: I need to ask you a REALLY big favor.
DH: LOL, you and your favors. What is it?
SD: Are you listening? It's a REALLY big favor Dad. Are you ready?
DH: Not really, but I can't wait to hear.
SD: Well, can you please put internet on my iPad? I have a project due Friday and it's 25% of my grade and I have to do a LOT of research and I need Wifi.
DH: Wait a minute, I pay child support for you and a LOT of it. Your mom can't pay $35.00 a month for Wifi?
SD: It's not $35.00 it's $55.00 a month. And she did, but it didn't go thru and I don't know.
DH: Well she should call and find out why it didn't go thru.
SD: She did, 3 times, they said they can't refund her payment and she has to pay again.
DH: What? Well, my beautiful little flower (GAG) you know I would do anything for you but I'm not paying 55.00 a month for Wifi. If your mom doesn't want to pay it either, than just take her iPhone and use up her Data.
SD: DADDDDDDDDDD

DH went to bed and that was that.

LOLOLOLOL!!!!! When DH told me this exchange, I simply told him "There is a library right by your daughters house. They have computers, printers and Free Wifi and all the books she needs for research. That BumBitch has some nerve, cause you KNOW she told SD to ask you for the Wifi, she just came back from a 4 day trip to the caribbean and she can't pay for Wifi? Fuck outta here." DH just replied "she's special."

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Yup, my Skids used to say

Yup, my Skids used to say "Mom pays for everything for us!" And I said "yes, she does, with the money that DAD gives her." And I printed the last 15 years of CS and gave it to them. I NEVER heard those words again.

Sorry but.... my beautiful

Sorry but.... my beautiful little flower :O LMAO!

Like my DH "Baby girl" to YSD. W.T.F.

And your SD texts like my YSD. So freakin annoying.

Girl, hence the GAG after the

Girl, hence the GAG after the statement. I almost threw up when I read that. He is such a dork sometimes.

I personally think it was a

I personally think it was a lie. I think the $55.00 a month is a telephone payment. BM refuses to get SD a phone and is hoping DH buckles and buys it for her. I won't let him. That bitch gets 800.00 a month for ONE kid and she can use it to get her kid a damn phone. They have no internet or landline at home. No computer either so Skids have always done their big homework projects at our house. She's such a Bum Bitch.

HAHAHAHA, my beautiful little

HAHAHAHA, my beautiful little flower. That's a little...different. I do call SD6, and most other kids I know, sweetie though. I once caught myself say that to a stranger's kid that almost bumped into me (a "Sorry there, sweetie") and then thought that that was probably a weird thing to say to someone I don't know...form of habit I guess.

"moist, chubby, pudgy and now

"moist, chubby, pudgy and now "flowery""? damn i'm missing all the fun today!!!! *pout* effing WORK.

Oh my God, I was having the

Oh my God, I was having the SAME thought!

LMFAO! Vagina…God I didn't

LMFAO! Vagina…God I didn't even think of that!

Same with our BM. When SD was

Same with our BM. When SD was talking about moving in with us her mom put the kibosh on it by bribing her with a $100.00 shopping spree at H&M and Old Navy. She also promised her a cellphone. Apparently, BM already forgot about her promise and now SD is still phoneless and is now stuck with her BM. Good riddance kiddo. Stay over there with that shit.