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10 Things About Me - Unrelated to SKIDS - need a break sometimes

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Submitted by KeepTrying on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 5:22pm

1. When my step father is on his death bed, i'm going to go stand at his bedside and pray outloud that he goes to hell, God gave me my sense of humor...I think he'll forgive me. - (SF was physically abusive)

2. I love all dogs...I wish everyone else could accept my jumping, yapping, fuzzy kids - I never mind if your dog slobbers on or scratches me.

3. I love wine too much. Haven't had any in 2 months because i'm on a diet.

3. I refuse to wear yellow gold jewelry, never have liked it, I only wear white gold or silver

4. I make up nick names for everyone at work. We have a fat construction guy that always wears black jogging pants. I think he looks like a flasher in pajama pants. I call him Pervey PJs

5. I am very jealous that men get to pee standing up. I don't want a penis and don't want to be a man, I just don't want to have to worry about wiping seats and toilet seat covers

6. If you talk on your cell phone in a public restroom, I will tell you that you are rude and that we all deserve privacy and to please get off your DAMN PHONE

7. I hate ugly feet...Ladies, you don't have to get weekly pedicures, just file those things down or put on some closed toe shoes...no one should have to look at your narled up claws. (have one of those at work too, I call her Eagle because she has talons)

8. This one is REALLY BAD - MY SD's favorite color is purple...I now hate all things purple because it makes me think of her.

9. I will not eat meat off of bones. I will eat chicken, but not chicken wings, I will eat pork loin, but not pork chops.

10. I'm overweight, but when i'm naked in the mirror, I think have the greatest breasts...they give me self confidence.

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Submitted by brutallyhonest on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 5:33pm

I won't try and make a list because it probably won't be nearly as fun or entertaining.

I hate the town SD lives in (30 mins from mine). Whenever I have to go there for a work meeting I get grumpy. I avoid the freeway exit we take to get to her house. I avoid shopping at stores in that town too. I associate her with this town and I so I have name-of-town aversion.

I also hate converse shoes because SD collects them in every color. I will never ever again wear or own converse sneakers. Brand aversion.

And I also felt the need to sneek a look at my feet and wonder if anyone calls me Eagle at work. I think I'm safe, but maybe I'll paint my nails tonight.

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Submitted by frustrated454 on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 5:43pm

I love your list! I am so with you on number 7 I am scared of feet. can't stand to watch those foot fungal commercials.
I used to be a dental assistant and someone once asked me how I handle how gross peoples mouths are? My response that doesn't bother me at all, but when I look down the chair in the summer and see some nasty feet in sandals that is the part of the job that makes me sick.

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Submitted by KeepTrying on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 10:41pm

He was emotionally abusive to me and all 6 of his BKids. He is an alcoholic/addict and beat my mother on a regular basis. I was over weight for all of my childhood. He used to sing songs about how fat I was.

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Submitted by Anon2009 on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 6:37pm

I'm so sorry about what you had to endure from your stepdad.

I'm with you on yellow gold jewelry. I love silver jewelry. I love dogs (and all animals) too! Mine is 3, and I spoil the cr*p out of him! He's a person! He's my 3rd child. He's SDs little brother and he's Mommy and Daddy's boy.