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CantKeepDoingThis's picture

It's Tuesday, which means that it is the one day of the week that SheSloth is certain to come straight home from school. I have to leave the house promptly at 5 pm today, because corporate is having a gym sign up special today and our gym manager needs help with tours. The other trainer has to leave, so I need to be there to take over the tours. That means, I needed to throw some food together.

I just get done making food, and I turn around to see SheSloth walking up the driveway. Thank goodness it is a long driveway, and she is as slow as a sloth! As I see her it becomes obvious that SheSloth didn't change her clothes after guard practice again (which is the FIRST class period of the day). She is wearing capri leggings as pants (see through, of course), a sports bra, and a tank top...that's it! I'm seriously surprised she didn't get dress-coded and sent home. It is possible that she got dress-coded...which we would never find out about as is obvious by last year's dress-code fiasco that was captured on Instagram! Seriously...she looked like she was going to the gym, not school...and I know for a fact that gym attire is not within the school dress code! Oh, and let's not forget the glasses rims she is wearing (no lenses), like she is trying to look smart or something! I so wish DH were hear to see her walk in the door!

Now, she has plopped her butt on the couch in front of the TV eating dry cereal. Why dry? Because I finally got tired of the milk going bad, and stopped buying it! There is steak and veggies in the oven (put it there to keep away from the animals), and salad in the fridge for dinner. I'll be sure to tell DH. Don't expect SheSloth to eat a bite of it...to healthy!

BarkAtTheMoon's picture

Please tell me she wasn't wearing the popular "skin-colored" leggings? Literally looks like you have nothing on!

~ Moon

CantKeepDoingThis's picture

No, they were black. All her leggings are black because that is what is needed for guard. If it weren't for guard, she wouldn't have leggings at all!

I had to be evil, and when I got home, I asked what SheSloth had on when she left for school. He said, "Same thing she is wearing now." I told him, "Hmmm....that's strange. That is what she was wearing when she got off the bus. Guess they are allowing gym clothes at school now." DH was NOT happy! SheSloth got in trouble while I sat and watched! "Why do you think I ask you every morning if you have s change of clothes? I EXPECT you to change your clothes after guard, NOT walk around all day looking like a whore! I expect you to look like a proper young lady!" The look on her face was priceless'

Calypso1977's picture

my SD wears nothing but black leggings. she must own 25 pairs. ive never seen her in jeans and only once or twice have i seen her in actual pants.

BarkAtTheMoon's picture

SD19 wears the really thin black ones. They are cheap and you get what you pay for. She wears them at work in food service and she also wears them at campus. She complained how cold it was last winter walking to classes. Well, put some clothes on, moron, and quit having your nearly bare ass hang out in the wind! When I was in college I wore jeans and a LONG wool coat to cover up with in the winter. Nope gotta have the $180 North Face the size of a piece of paper. She has her car on campus now so she can drive to all of her classes. :O At least that's what she said last year. Excuse me? Your college campus is the size of a flea, maybe a few blocks wide. Get out and walk or good luck finding parking. Lazy skid.

~ Moon

CantKeepDoingThis's picture

All these girls think that if the movie stars can walk around in the sheer leggings, so can they...I guess.

I have a couple pair of leggings and a couple pair of jeggings. But here is the deal, they aren't see through, and if I wear them out of the house, it is only with oversized shirts or sweaters. In other words, they really only come out in the winter...jeggings or leggings, oversized sweater, black leather boots that come about 2 inches under the knee. You don't see my butt! SheSloth has had it explained to her multiple times that leggings are only appropriate with shirts that come past the butt, or maybe things like sweater dresses and such that are just a little too short to wear by themselves. But NEVER as pants with a normal length shirt. And especially not with a sports bra and tank top like you are going to the gym...especially with SheSloth's endowment (yeah, the girls were trying to make an appearance yesterday...out the top and side)!

All of SheSloth's leggings are see-through. Some of them didn't start out that way, but as much as she wears them, I guess the material is starting to wear thin. She tried to tell DH that she wore her sweatshirt over it all all day at school, and only took it off after school because it was hot on the bus. Yeah, he's seen how she bounces around in barely there clothing, so he isn't buying that!

Jsmom's picture

I love leggings and have about thirty pairs of them all lengths but mostly black and gray. You get what you pay for. You have to buy the more expensive ones to be thick and not see-through. I work at home and have to be comfortable. I do not generally wear them out of the house unless it is a long shirt over them. I can not stand when they wear them and have no clue we can see right through them. No one needs to see that.

thinkthrice's picture

SheSloth. . .heh heh.

SD (will be 16 and probably preggers next month) is currently towering over her 5'9" 290 lb boyfriend. Even CHEF noted that she "needs to lose weight" when I showed him recent photos from FB :jawdrop: something I NEVER thought Chef would say about his princess-y poo.

CantKeepDoingThis's picture

Bwahahahaha!

I still wonder about SheSloth's supposed boyfriend. I mean, the last boyfriend was about shoved down our throats! Every weekend she asked if he could come over to hang out, etc. She keeps insisting that she and Robbie are dating, but neither DH nor I have even seen this boy! There is no evidence...no social media posts about him...nothing. I do know that she had a "friend" Robbie that she has been talking to for a while, but it seems strange for them to be "dating" and SheSloth not try to spend every moment with him or post pictures to her Instagram. She has also been acting depressed all the time...like she did after she broke up with the ex...but this started when her and the emo friend quit talking...you know, the one who had it all over her Facebook that she prefers girls, and was posting all kinds of things about SheSloth breaking her heart. Hmmmmmmm.....girl really isn't acting like she has a boyfriend. Wink

CantKeepDoingThis's picture

Yup, yup...something definitely weird there! I also noticed that SheSloth is now coming home from school on the bus Tue-Thurs, which is more normal for being part of the marching band. No more sudden I gotta stay after for this or that! That crap last year only started when she started dating the ex. This year, it started from day 1, but she was already spending most of her free time with emo friend. Emo friend hasn't been around for 2 weeks now, and that is when the sudden gotta stay after school stopped!

If there really is a Robbie, pretty lame guy. I mean, I've never known a guy who is satisfied only hanging around during school hours. None of BD23's boyfriends were cool with that. Don't know how many dates my SIL went on with BD23 to cover as chaperon when we couldn't do it! 2+2 is not equaling 4 here!