Awww I feel sorry for her lol

pregnancy hormones have made me SUCH a softie.

I would have so loved to do that during Big Bird's internet dating phase where she couldn't dump her hellions off fast enough or often enough. This phase came shortly after the "I'm going to withhold visitation to punish you" phase (little did she know. . . }:)

Never got to do anything remotely childish to the BM per Mr. Guilty Daddy (who still doesn't blame her or her battleaxe mother for their 10.5+ year PAS campaign). He wouldn't "allow" any descecration of the sacred golden uterus. The closest I got was to:

1. program a funny (not obscene or derogatory) name into Mr. GD's cell phone so that when the BM called it would show up instead of her first name. Got my ass chewed by Mr. GD for that one.

2. called the BM's hometown by a local slang while on the way into said town for yet another GLORIOUS entitlement session pickup (mild slang to say the least) Got an ass chewing by Mr. GD "How DARE you mock my children's hometown, blah blah"

Constantly taking the "high road" caused him to get shoved off a steep cliff then trampled on at the bottom of the ravine by the BM.

DH and I have assisted but taht is it.

When BM finally realized DH wasn't coming back (Though I think she has hopes again due trying to invite him in the house, and comments SS has made) she was on a dating site and started talking to one of DH's friends who honestly did not recognize her. At the time he was in a womanizing phase and he would show DH some of the pictures and sometimes even myself - sad to say we assisted in his womanizing but eh. Anyways he showed DH a picture and DH recognized a picture in the background of BM's dad and pointed out that it was BM. His friend didn't believe him until DH pulled up his old unused myspace and showed his buddy the exact same picture on BM's page from BEFORE they were even together....no wonder she was unrecognizable. Anyways they decided to have fun his friend continued to talk asked her out and when she called because he was late he answered saying he was out in *Townname* which is a tiny town she asked why he was there he said he was at a buddies house and he was sorry he forgot as he was helping build fence all day (They really were building fence) but she could come out there if she wanted and she got skeptical as like I said it is a small town....a few minutes into the conversation DH sent a text "We would love to see you out here, nice try shit-talking me to my friends (she had played victim), SBM is out here as well we can all have a good time" BM then started to cuss out his friend and send DH a text how she was going to never be able to find anyone being stuck in this town because DH knows everyone and she doesn't want anything associated with him.

A couple years ago there was this website called "get out of the mirror" where they'd post mirror pics found online or submitted and mock them. I anonymously submitted a mirror pic of BM's because she literally posted at least 2 a day. Some she had her sunglasses on in the bathroom, others she was showing her middle finger, or bending in ways to make it look like she had cleavage, the typical 14 year old selfie type pose just done by a 27 year old mother of 2. They were all funny to me and quite ridiculous. The one I sent had her hair all curled up terribly (I assume she thought it looked good) and the moderator who posted it captioned it as "bad hair day." I'm not sure anymore how BM saw it (I can't remember) and she never really knew for sure it was me, but I think she assumed it was me or SO because the next time SO got SD(then)11months, SD was wearing a onesie with a porcupine on it that said "bad hair day." There's no way that was a coincidence.