SS is coming in T-6 hours and everytime he comes he says "well BM makes it this way" and I can't eat that cause I don't eat that at home. Or "we have this with our dinner"
I also have T-6 hors here too. I go through the exact same thing until Monday. "But mommy lets me sleep in her bed, mommy lets me watch tv, mommy doesn't eat that, mommy always does it that way, mommy lets me play with that."
"Mommy *gag* goes to this place to swim." (glad she has the time and money) "I don't like you, I don't want to look at you! I'm mad!!!!!""I don't like this food!!!"
(The above is directed at one sad dh who needs to grow a pair, fast.)
I'm sick... I can't find my blanket ( and thats from an 8 year old...barf!) I just wanna call my mom and tell her i love her. But the best yet is asking every five minutes what time it is.. and then recently my SD got up on Sunday morning and said "Thank goodness it's Sunday, I getta go home today..." Believe me sweetheart we are all happy about that!!!
No SD compares TheFrizz to ME. "Barbie says my hair looks pretty THIS way mom." "Barbie says it's not proper for little girls to wear red nailpolish so we need to paint them pink from now on til I'm a little older" "Barbie doesn't wear dark makeup around her eyes mom, she says it makes people look older and more harsh so I don't wanna wear dark makeup EVER and you shouldn't either mom"
Almost makes me feel bad for TheFrizz...almost.
"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." ~Judy Garland
Heehee... that's what we get too... Well Wicked takes us to the movies, and Wicked buys us name brand clothes, and Wicked thinks it's fun to ______ (fill in the blank because BM does NOTHING with my SDs!) No wonder BM hates my damn guts! LOL!
least that mommy goes to the y.. seriously is it bad ettiquette to tell ur husbands lesbian ex wife to put on a damn bra cause she's gonna trip on the girls??
I remember hearing from the skids that BM asked SD if she thought I was pretty. SD told her yes, that I was pretty. BM did this pouty kid tone and said "Fine, I'm not going to cuddle with you then"
I had this concerned look on my face of empathy for SD and BM....but I sure was grinning on the inside
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“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
I don't even ask choochoo what dad's girlfriends look like...he volunteers the info bc I'm his best friend AND his mommy so he actually talks to me about things without me having to drag it from him.
Plus I assume that all dad's girlfriends are young,hot, vivacious pieces of booty...that's how he likes em.
"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." ~Judy Garland
Well BM knows what I look like, we see each other frequently. I think she was looking for SD to say No, so that maybe she could feel better?? IDK
I have to say, my EX likes em' quite young too, but I can't say much because I'm 10 years younger than my BF...difference is I wasn't ***7 YEARS OLD*** when BM and BF had their oldest son, like Ex's g/f was when we had our oldest son! LOL
Sorry if I offend anybody, not my intent, but it's just weird when I think about it
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“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
B, I was 17 when SS was born, but then again I was 18 when I had BS SO is 38, and his sister is 20 years older than him, so she's old enough to be my Mom and his Mom is old enough to be my Grandmother LOL
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“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
yeah I was totally a teen pregnancy statistic...i was 19 when choochoo was born. But the upside is I'll young and spry when he's an adult! I can be a hot granny maybe
"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." ~Judy Garland
I was 15 when my oldest SD was born. DH is 8 years older than me. I think my SD's like the fact I'm not as old as their BM & DH b/c I can understand them a little better b/c it wasn't that long ago when I was 15. lol Oh and I also earned the title "cool mom" and BM is the "strict mom". I still have rules in my home, but do allow all my kids (Skids included) more freedom. Also, I was 18 when I had BS11 (stb 12)...so hopefully I'm one of those hot granny's too. Though since SD has moved in with us, she is constantly telling me some of her guy friends say the song "Stacys Mom" describes me. lol (guess that is supposed to make feel good about myself)
Ok.... I'm going to step onto nasty territory but it's late Friday afternoon so what the heck.... apparently some of perfectson's friends officially titled me a 'MILF' ahhahahha........ I about died when I found out what THAT was!
Yeah SD's friends have referred to me as being a "MILF" to. I guess we could look at that 2 ways....1we still got it(depending of the age of the ones saying it) or 2 be totally disgusted by it. lol
In my situation, the ones saying are all between the age of 16-21...so not to sure which option to choose. DH says that I should feel good about it that I still got it. IDK?? lol
Well, she goes to the YMCA, but trust me, it does not show.
She does nothing to obtain employment, collects god knows what from the state, (including a homested exemption with dh's name on it, that he still signs for her! Not to mention paying only 600.00 a mth. for the home while she does under the table carpooling and babysitting all the while collecting C/S...
I think it's time to drop the bomb on her, somebody has to do it!
my husbands ex-lesbian-wife... which just cracks me up to say, sorry i have to get some enjoyment outta this mess, quit her job and says she cleans houses, but she really just sits home and dont do shit, just gotta claim some sort of job to get her welfare... i say we start a group to turn in lazy ex wifes... i have to haul my ass outta bed and work full time plus take care of my three boys so she should have to take care of her one.. lmao, that will never happen.
I DO NOT HAVE TO TALK TO YOU. I TOLD MY MOM AND SHE SAID I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU AT ALL!
Also goes along with:
My blah blah is doing this and blah blah is buying me that and we went to blah blah and paid this amount of money for this and for that. ***Seriously...and BM claims to be broke and getting aid from school for ss lunches.**
Everytime DH calls her she is at "the mall" or a store leaving to go to a different store :?
lol, my SD blankie is a rag of an old receiving blanket. She takes the damn thing to school with her,, Now I am a 2nd grade teacher, I would tell any kid who tried to drag a rag around with her all day to put it up, but her teacher allows her to drag it with her, she wraps it around her thumb and sucks her thumb.. I cringe just thinking about how many germs she is sucking off her dirty little hands.. **YUCK** when she is at my houise i make her wash her hands every 15 minutes, i dont want her touching my baby or my kitchen table..etc, with those nasty little hands..
Where could I start? CPS probably will not do a thing.(trust me.)
The way to get her is in the wallet. As in calling the tax office and reporting that DH no longer resides at her address? (Homestead Exemption)
Couldn't that hurt me if I buy a home?
As far as Christmas goes, ss5 has completely ruined any "spirit." He'll hate everything we give him. Me? I wouldn't even put out the effort. Kids go without so so much to be sitting a lil brat...
I get a lot of "mommy lets me... fill in the blank". I just smile and say, "Oh, well that's nice, but in this house we..."
Now what I WANT to say is "oh, well that's nice, too bad you can't live there all the time, isn't it? Maybe if you asked to move there, mommy and daddy would let you. Here let me help you pack, sweetie"
It is seriously hard not to plant little nuggets in her brain about how much better she would like living at her mom's. I would never do that, as living with her mom is just not a good solution for anyone (but me and my kids, of course), but the evil thoughts are there, nonetheless. I'm not proud of myself, but at least I'm honest!
I bet you miss your dog when you're here, huh?
So, you probably don't have to eat broccoli at your mom's do you?
Do you think your BFF neighbor at your mom's forgets about you when you're not there?
I wonder if you spent more time with your mom if she'd take you shopping more often?
How about this one? My example, "That's soooo f-ing great that your mommy does everything the right way! Let me pack up your raggedy clothes that she put on you and call her up to come get you!"
o no if the ratty blankie disappears she goes into all out histerics, and honestly i just dont wanna listen to her sniffling whiny ass.. she lost it once at our house, it fell down between the couch cushions, which i then wanted to spray with lysol, she told her dad i hid it from her, and gee guess what he thought i did, then the lil brat found it ... i was FURIOUS... .... i wish her lesbian momma would come over and get her just once cause i would have a couple things to tell her, and i may even have the momma clean up the shredded toilet paper messes or shit she leaves all over the bathroom for me to clean up... but then again, momma dont wear a bra and i do value my eyesight...
I also have T-6 hors here
I also have T-6 hors here too. I go through the exact same thing until Monday. "But mommy lets me sleep in her bed, mommy lets me watch tv, mommy doesn't eat that, mommy always does it that way, mommy lets me play with that."
"Mommy *gag* goes to this place to swim." (glad she has the time and money) "I don't like you, I don't want to look at you! I'm mad!!!!!""I don't like this food!!!"
(The above is directed at one sad dh who needs to grow a pair, fast.)
Here are some more: "I am
Here are some more:
"I am bored and don't want to be here anymore and I want to go home now" "
"I am calling my mom to come and get me"
"When I am at my moms we always go somewhere all the time"
"My mom gave me the cell phone in case of an emergency"
Never a failure...Always a lesson
Ditto to the max~ "I want to
Ditto to the max~
"I want to go home!"(screaming of course)
"I want to go back to MY house!!!" (the house that BM fails to make payments on in dh's name...)
"Mommy takes me to THAT place!"(ergo, glad she can sit on her tush and just hangout at the Y.)
"But but mommy takes me to McDonalds..."( while a hot dinner sits on the table.)
"Mommy lets me have candy at night!" (this explains the hyperness he brings with him.)
There are clear diagnosis mind you of a mental imbalance, but in all due respect, there are also just common brats.
T-5 hours now, and
T-5 hours now, and counting...
I'm sick... I can't find my
I'm sick... I can't find my blanket ( and thats from an 8 year old...barf!) I just wanna call my mom and tell her i love her. But the best yet is asking every five minutes what time it is.. and then recently my SD got up on Sunday morning and said "Thank goodness it's Sunday, I getta go home today..." Believe me sweetheart we are all happy about that!!!
Least you guys dont get
Least you guys dont get yours til 6 I am blessed with mine at 4........ yipee
No SD compares TheFrizz to
No SD compares TheFrizz to ME. "Barbie says my hair looks pretty THIS way mom." "Barbie says it's not proper for little girls to wear red nailpolish so we need to paint them pink from now on til I'm a little older" "Barbie doesn't wear dark makeup around her eyes mom, she says it makes people look older and more harsh so I don't wanna wear dark makeup EVER and you shouldn't either mom"
Almost makes me feel bad for TheFrizz...almost.
"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." ~Judy Garland
Heehee... that's what we get
Heehee... that's what we get too... Well Wicked takes us to the movies, and Wicked buys us name brand clothes, and Wicked thinks it's fun to ______ (fill in the blank because BM does NOTHING with my SDs!) No wonder BM hates my damn guts! LOL!
Yeah, same here: "How many
Yeah, same here: "How many SLEEPS do I have here?" (like this is a prison term)
Of course this makes dh feel like sh.. I have told him a gazillion times not to knock himself out.
Yes, BM has the "home" and we live in a mere condo at the moment.(so deprived) Yes, your mommy has a membership to the YMCA..(nice)
"I feel like screaming, "Your dear moomy is a lazy horrid gross person who can't even teach you to sleep in your own bed, or even use a fork."
I don't go to the Y here because BM has taken it over the last 5 years...
least that mommy goes to the
least that mommy goes to the y.. seriously is it bad ettiquette to tell ur husbands lesbian ex wife to put on a damn bra cause she's gonna trip on the girls??
I remember hearing from the
I remember hearing from the skids that BM asked SD if she thought I was pretty. SD told her yes, that I was pretty. BM did this pouty kid tone and said "Fine, I'm not going to cuddle with you then"
I had this concerned look on my face of empathy for SD and BM....but I sure was grinning on the inside
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“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
ugh...why do they DO that?
ugh...why do they DO that?
I don't even ask choochoo what dad's girlfriends look like...he volunteers the info bc I'm his best friend AND his mommy so he actually talks to me about things without me having to drag it from him.
Plus I assume that all dad's girlfriends are young,hot, vivacious pieces of booty...that's how he likes em.
"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." ~Judy Garland
Well BM knows what I look
Well BM knows what I look like, we see each other frequently. I think she was looking for SD to say No, so that maybe she could feel better?? IDK
I have to say, my EX likes em' quite young too, but I can't say much because I'm 10 years younger than my BF...difference is I wasn't ***7 YEARS OLD*** when BM and BF had their oldest son, like Ex's g/f was when we had our oldest son! LOL
Sorry if I offend anybody, not my intent, but it's just weird when I think about it
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“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
LMAO Ok NOW I am cracking
LMAO Ok NOW I am cracking up... I was 16 when my SD was born
She likes that I'm young enough to be her older sister bc I'm still "cool".
while we're doing full disclosure...my DH and my mommy are the same age
Of course my mom was REALLY young when she had me.
"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." ~Judy Garland
B, I was 17 when SS was
B, I was 17 when SS was born, but then again I was 18 when I had BS
SO is 38, and his sister is 20 years older than him, so she's old enough to be my Mom and his Mom is old enough to be my Grandmother 
LOL
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“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
yeah I was totally a teen
yeah I was totally a teen pregnancy statistic...i was 19 when choochoo was born. But the upside is I'll young and spry when he's an adult! I can be a hot granny maybe
"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." ~Judy Garland
Now that's what I'M talking
Now that's what I'M talking about! Woo-Hoo! I was 21 when I had perfectson17 so I'm gonna be a rockin' granny myself!
I was 15 when my oldest SD
I was 15 when my oldest SD was born. DH is 8 years older than me. I think my SD's like the fact I'm not as old as their BM & DH b/c I can understand them a little better b/c it wasn't that long ago when I was 15. lol Oh and I also earned the title "cool mom" and BM is the "strict mom". I still have rules in my home, but do allow all my kids (Skids included) more freedom. Also, I was 18 when I had BS11 (stb 12)...so hopefully I'm one of those hot granny's too. Though since SD has moved in with us, she is constantly telling me some of her guy friends say the song "Stacys Mom" describes me. lol (guess that is supposed to make feel good about myself)
Ok.... I'm going to step
Ok.... I'm going to step onto nasty territory but it's late Friday afternoon so what the heck.... apparently some of perfectson's friends officially titled me a 'MILF' ahhahahha........ I about died when I found out what THAT was!
Yeah SD's friends have
Yeah SD's friends have referred to me as being a "MILF" to. I guess we could look at that 2 ways....1we still got it(depending of the age of the ones saying it) or 2 be totally disgusted by it. lol
In my situation, the ones saying are all between the age of 16-21...so not to sure which option to choose. DH says that I should feel good about it that I still got it. IDK?? lol
LOL! Same age of boys here
LOL! Same age of boys here too... cracks me UP! I act like it grosses me out but really down deep inside I love it!
Yeah I know what ya mean. I
Yeah I know what ya mean. I act grossed out infront of DH & the kids, but it does make me feel good that I do still got (as DH says) LOL!
Well, she goes to the YMCA,
Well, she goes to the YMCA, but trust me, it does not show.
She does nothing to obtain employment, collects god knows what from the state, (including a homested exemption with dh's name on it, that he still signs for her! Not to mention paying only 600.00 a mth. for the home while she does under the table carpooling and babysitting all the while collecting C/S...
I think it's time to drop the bomb on her, somebody has to do it!
my husbands
my husbands ex-lesbian-wife... which just cracks me up to say, sorry i have to get some enjoyment outta this mess, quit her job and says she cleans houses, but she really just sits home and dont do shit, just gotta claim some sort of job to get her welfare... i say we start a group to turn in lazy ex wifes... i have to haul my ass outta bed and work full time plus take care of my three boys so she should have to take care of her one.. lmao, that will never happen.
The best is: ***insert drum
The best is: ***insert drum roll****
I DO NOT HAVE TO TALK TO YOU. I TOLD MY MOM AND SHE SAID I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU AT ALL!
Also goes along with:
My blah blah is doing this and blah blah is buying me that and we went to blah blah and paid this amount of money for this and for that. ***Seriously...and BM claims to be broke and getting aid from school for ss lunches.**
Everytime DH calls her she is at "the mall" or a store leaving to go to a different store :?
Never a failure...Always a lesson
I think I am wicked in my
I think I am wicked in my thoughts lately. I have contemplated calling the tax office and notifying them that my dh NO LONGER lives at that residence.
I could go on and on with my witty and wicked ideas to finish her off, of course everyone would know it was me that blabbed.
Marriedwithchild.... I have
Marriedwithchild....
I have a WHOLE list of places to call }:)
The first one would be about the living conditions at BM's house
Never a failure...Always a lesson
Submitted by tigertown2 on
Submitted by tigertown2 on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 12:07pm.
I'm sick... I can't find my blanket ( and thats from an 8 year old...barf!)
The "Blankie" .....how familiar - SD9...WTF? Plus, its a baby blanket/receiveing blanket/swaddling blanket. No wonder she is who she is.
I cannot wait for next week
I cannot wait for next week at Christmas when he frowns at every gift my family gives him.
Oh...did I forget to mention the belching at the table and at family functions?? Cause that is what they do at BM's house...
Never a failure...Always a lesson
lol, my SD blankie is a rag
lol, my SD blankie is a rag of an old receiving blanket. She takes the damn thing to school with her,, Now I am a 2nd grade teacher, I would tell any kid who tried to drag a rag around with her all day to put it up, but her teacher allows her to drag it with her, she wraps it around her thumb and sucks her thumb.. I cringe just thinking about how many germs she is sucking off her dirty little hands.. **YUCK** when she is at my houise i make her wash her hands every 15 minutes, i dont want her touching my baby or my kitchen table..etc, with those nasty little hands..
Where could I start? CPS
Where could I start? CPS probably will not do a thing.(trust me.)
The way to get her is in the wallet. As in calling the tax office and reporting that DH no longer resides at her address? (Homestead Exemption)
Couldn't that hurt me if I buy a home?
As far as Christmas goes, ss5 has completely ruined any "spirit." He'll hate everything we give him. Me? I wouldn't even put out the effort. Kids go without so so much to be sitting a lil brat...
I get a lot of "mommy lets
I get a lot of "mommy lets me... fill in the blank". I just smile and say, "Oh, well that's nice, but in this house we..."
Now what I WANT to say is "oh, well that's nice, too bad you can't live there all the time, isn't it? Maybe if you asked to move there, mommy and daddy would let you. Here let me help you pack, sweetie"
oh that is GOOD comedy!
oh that is GOOD comedy! "here let me help you pack sweetie" OMG dying over here
"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." ~Judy Garland
It is seriously hard not to
It is seriously hard not to plant little nuggets in her brain about how much better she would like living at her mom's. I would never do that, as living with her mom is just not a good solution for anyone (but me and my kids, of course), but the evil thoughts are there, nonetheless. I'm not proud of myself, but at least I'm honest!
I bet you miss your dog when you're here, huh?
So, you probably don't have to eat broccoli at your mom's do you?
Do you think your BFF neighbor at your mom's forgets about you when you're not there?
I wonder if you spent more time with your mom if she'd take you shopping more often?
Abalyn~LOL How about this
Abalyn~LOL
How about this one? My example, "That's soooo f-ing great that your mommy does everything the right way! Let me pack up your raggedy clothes that she put on you and call her up to come get you!"
What would happen if you
What would happen if you just "lost" the nasty blanket?
o no if the ratty blankie
o no if the ratty blankie disappears she goes into all out histerics, and honestly i just dont wanna listen to her sniffling whiny ass.. she lost it once at our house, it fell down between the couch cushions, which i then wanted to spray with lysol, she told her dad i hid it from her, and gee guess what he thought i did, then the lil brat found it ... i was FURIOUS... .... i wish her lesbian momma would come over and get her just once cause i would have a couple things to tell her, and i may even have the momma clean up the shredded toilet paper messes or shit she leaves all over the bathroom for me to clean up... but then again, momma dont wear a bra and i do value my eyesight...
I'm seriously LMFAO! I know
I'm seriously LMFAO! I know its not funny cuz its your life - but I totally relate to the stupid nasty dumb ratty ugly blankies. :sick: :barf: