GAH!
Does your DH ever do something stupid and you just have to shake your head in wonder?
So last night SS comes outside where we are and wanted something to eat. DH told him to go make a sloppy joe. SS goes back inside. The following convo happen about 5 minutes later when I walk inside…
ME: SS not going to eat? (He was not at dining room table.)
DH: He is eating.
ME: Where?!!
DH: In his room.
Me: UMMM. Why?! No one here has ever been allowed to eat in a bedroom. SS lived here for two year and you both know this!
DH: So do you want me to make him eat at the table.
ME: Yes DH. Nothing has magically changed.
DH: Deep sigh…Ok.
REALLY??…I really do not like my DH when SS is around.
I thought he was about to tell me that it was ok for SS to eat in his room because he joined the military so he should be allowed. I would have throat punched him!!
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dog person, I think there's
dog person, I think there's no one angrier than a man who feels guilty and knows he's wrong.
Agree Onefoot. I bet her SO
Agree Onefoot.
I bet her SO will realize what an asshole move that was & he'll have to learn yoga to properly kick himself as he crawls to her in the hotel.
If I were you DogPerson, I'd buy him a cheap tie & ask him when he plans on further hanging himself.
you go buy your dad, brother,
you go buy your dad, brother, uncle, neighbor, whoever, you dr for all i care, an awesome father's day gift and make sure dh knows about it. buy the brats a piece of construction paper and markers and tell them to make dad a card.
Holy crap $125 for a mother's
Holy crap $125 for a mother's day gift for BM for just one kid? That just blows. Get yourself a hotel room with a pool & cute cabana boys. DH can come visit you for 30 minutes on Mother's day but he can't come empty handed. Should come with a little jewelry box in his pocket or he can spend mother's day sucking on a sucker.
But of course. It can't be
But of course. It can't be Kmart red like BMs }:)
Can she see Russia from her
Can she see Russia from her kitchen window too?
WAIT DOG! What??? Your crazy
WAIT DOG! What??? Your crazy Palin BM (the EX of your SO) is going to be marriage therapist? See I was right, they'd give anybody a license! Even an illiterate deaf person who can't read lips can sit there & give us advice! OMG.
Can you please pass a message on to your SO for me? "What horse tranquilizers are you on?"
YOU go to a hotel! DH gets a
YOU go to a hotel! DH gets a cot on BM's front porch where all good dogs sleep.
UGH that analogy just oozes
UGH that analogy just oozes with pure truth. Well DP, your dog still needs training. I say get Pavlovian on him & squirt him with water every time he mentions BM.
LMFAO - sorry honey. I
LMFAO - sorry honey. I swear, these men sometimes have their heads buried so far up their kid's asses they just can't see the light!
WOW, I just wish I could slap
WOW, I just wish I could slap him upside the head for you!
LMAO Dog person! I won't
LMAO Dog person! I won't touch the threesome comment...you know me too well!
He let it slip that he spent
He let it slip that he spent $125 on a Mothers' Day gift for just one of the girls to give to BM (who continues her campaign to destroy him financially
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:jawdrop:
There's nothing more to say
:jawdrop:
There's nothing more to say about that.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf that!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf that!
OMG! My DH just told me the
OMG! My DH just told me the same damn thing and then went out and bought a tractor for $1,200! So we can drive the little tractor around to keep us distracted from the empty food shelves! I offered to buy BM her favorite candy bar and a drink for SD to give her (that is what she does for DH for Father's day) but them I realized I would have to buy stock in Hershey's to feed her fat ass!
I think there is alot of food
I think there is alot of food being eaten outside my kitchen I am just waiting to bust SD. Some times I think why even care, let her sneak it's less time I have to see her face. Like I dont know she is doing it, really?
I just keep the count down going....
its amazing how dh's think
its amazing how dh's think 'house rules' magically change with time.
we've ALWAYS had 'kids+food=kitchen'. we got a new couch. the rule magically changes!!!! silly me for not being on top of things, until i walk in the livingroom, point to a giant mark on the couch and say 'what is that?'
oh, that's YSS's milkshake.
again silly me for asking the obvious 'why is it there and not in the kitchen?' well it was just a drink with a straw, i figured it'd be ok. really dh? REALLY?
Gets you amnesia! DH who?
Gets you amnesia! DH who? What are skids? Oh BM Who? Oh yes, she's that nice lady.
More oil please...right there.
I know, quite like running BM
I know, quite like running BM over with your car but damn...who has time to detail the car afterwards?
Rising, if only I could hot
Rising, if only I could hot wire another car... }:)