http://www.slackphotography.com/blog/2011/06/02/825/

this will be her cake topper:

http://www.rainbowsugarcraft.co.uk/images/Ball_and_Chain.jpg

or this:

https://img0.etsystatic.com/049/0/6862178/il_340x270.676626392_2rxj.jpg

And here is how I hope she ends up:

http://www.whisperedwords.net/wp-content/uploads/P7050110c.jpg (complete with a mini wife at HER side)