Yay I'm going to a Passion Party with all my girlfriends!!! What could go wrong?
Ohhh man....
So I find out about the hair dye, and freak out. Then Dh shows up with no Munchkin. He had forgot to call. Well its a good thing because BM forgot to tell him that Munchkin has a Bday party to go to.
Bm: "Can you drop off Munchkin before the party then pick her up after? I'll be there with her since it's my neice's party."
DH: "Well maybe you should keep her for Saturday so she doesn't get confused?"
ME (in the background): Wtf Confused???
BM: "But its your weekend, and its just a bday party."
Dh: "Well maybe I can take her for a day next weekend?"
Me (in the background): WTF "No, we are supposed to move next weekend and you need to paint baby's room!!!"
Dh: "Well I umm guess next weekend won't work. Can I call you back?"
Bm: "No problem, I'm giving Munchkin a bath because she got dirty playing with my neice. She'll be ready for pick up in 15 mins."
So Dh gets off the phone, and PREGZILLA roars!!!
"WTF are you thinking? We are supposed to move next weekend and how are you going to 'spend quality time' with your daughter while you paint and move?"
Dh: "Well I just don't want her to be confused."
pregzilla: "Then sign over your weekends so she doesn't have to be confused!!! She's going to be confused anyways!! Its just a bday party. BM has done this for us before!"
*phone rings* Its my friend, I pick up the phone and start bawling.... sooo frustrated.
So I walk to another room and talk to my friend untill I have calmed down a bit. I come out and Dh is gone.
Mumbling to myself... (I think I really have gone crazy)
So I go to my moms place and about five minutes later Dh calls.
Me: " So have you had your rectal cranial inversion?"
Dh: "Umm yeea... I guess I was being kinda silly. But what would be the big deal taking sd next weekend, I'm already working overtime."
Me: "WHAT?!?! How am I supposed to move us??? Are you awear of the fact that I'm 4 months pregnant and the doctors and nurses have told me not to life anything over 5 lbs?!?!"
Dh: "Well I told you two months ago that if I work one day overtime I have to work them all."
me: "OMFG, you were supposed to be planning this!!!!"
Dh: "Ohh and I have to talk to you about something." (completely off topic)
Me: "Well what?"
Dh: "Well I'll just talk to you about it tomorrow."
Pregzilla: "NO, wtf is going on?"
Dh: "I'll just talk to you tomorrow."
Pregzilla: "If you want me to come home today you will not play this game on me!"
Dh: "Ohh well ok. When I picked up sd today, bm said that she didn't want to come with me... she asked sd why, and sd said "I don't like Thetis." I didn't want to ruin your night. But I asked her and thats what she told me too."
Pregzilla: "Well we're going to have to talk about this. This party tonight should only be two or three hours."
DH: "Well my best friend is coming over in two hours."
Pregzilla: "WHAT!! WHEN ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SORT THIS SHIT OUT?!"
Dh: "Oh we can deal with it tomorrow."
ARRRRGGGGG
So I go home to pick up some more money and Sd comes running up to me:
"I love you Thetis!!!!"
"I love you too munchkin, take care of Daddy tonight."
ARGG
So I come home from the party 5 mins after Dhs friend showed up. I want to talk about moving next weekend, sd's attitude with towards me with her mom, and maybe the sex toys I just bought for us, but his friend doesn't seem to keen on hearing it. Dh pops in a UFC match, and I go for a bath. Then I go to bed hoping my door stays closed enough that no one sees my bare bum as I cuddle with my pillows.