An off topic blog about a dog...

I have an apartment and our neighbors have a very love able and energetic Labrador dog that is under exorcized. Their dog is not trained nor is it leashed. This dog will sniff us out 'crotches and ass hard core'  what seems like every time we step out and I can't take it anymore. We are clean people and I'm already dreading the warmer days of going out wearing just shorts and dresses at this rate.