Beware The Mini Wife
The mini wife (SD13) in my household has an affinity for DH's and my bed. When I am away, I come back to see her lying in my bed. She knows it bothers me, so as soon as I come home she gets up, but I'm like "why is she here to begin with?" Also, DH was on top of me in the bed the other day and she comes in and sits down on the bed next to us and is like "what's up guys?" Of course DH says nothing.
DH also planned our entire summer vacay with mini wife and then told me where we were going (as he reviewed the receipt for his transaction). He also meal plans with her, or at least lets her tell everyone what restaurant we're ordering from that night.
It's seriously psycho. I feel like I'm in a Lifetime movie, "The Horrible Misadventures of Mini Wife and Disneyland Dad"
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It is equally crazy that your
It is equally crazy that your husband allows such behavior.
Ughhh its bad isnt it? DHs
Ughhh its bad isnt it? DHs mini wife follows him EVERYWHERE, he cant even step outside without her following him!!!! So annoying really. Lately DH has started putting boundaries on her and she is startinh to slowly get it
If we were in the middle of fu*king and hubby was on top of
me and sd or ss barged in, i’d be telling them to grt the eff out because daddy is after sexy baby making time so leave!!
but we always lock the doors in our bedroom.
about 2 yrs ago we had sd23 bang like a crazy banshee at 7am screaming “daaadddeeee daaaadeeeee daaaadddddeeeee!!!” We were actually having sex and were already halfway through it and hubby gets up to put on his clothes to open the door and she tells her dad that she needed the special bag of sugar to give to her aunt, who didn’t need it right away.
We were at hubbys childhood home and our kids were 1 & 2.5 and were sleeping.
hubby comes in after letting sd23 grab her shit and laughs “I don’t think we are getting any sex this weekend” to which I responded “well not with those girls being so bloody rude”
a few days later i lost it with hubby and told him i would never go on a trip or event with miniwives following as hubby would not be getting any sex as they turned me off sex by just their presence.
i seriously asked hubby wtf was wrong with him that he would pander to precious miniwife instead of telling her off that our kids were sleeping and this could wait that she was being rude.
i even told hubby i was so tempted to open the door and tell her to stop being such a rude prick and that daddy and me were having private time and unless its life or death, what she has isn’t important and can bloody wait and her rudeness was waking our kids from their sleep. I would have made her cry.
never again am i putting myself in a situation of dealing with this crap!!
Locking The Bedroom...I Wish!
I think my husband would rather just not have sex than to lock the door and shut out the mini wife. He has enough trouble when I shut the door. I'm like the roommate here.
Same here
I come home and there both watching tv no where for me to sit so I go to my room the whole time she's here he's on the couch.and they go to a different lake or somewhere every day without me and her rudeness I just want to slap her .we planned on going to Hawaii and all of a sudden I wasn't going had to stay home with are four dogs talk about pissed he treats me like shit when she's here she's 14 and tonight there camping six miles away in our little tent. Not happy
I feel you
It sounds like when he bought a video game console and would spend the entire Saturday in her room playing video games with the door shut. Then when I would knock on the door to say something they both looked at me like I had 3 heads.
I finally had to tell him that I didn't feel like we were married at all when mini wife was around and he acted like that. It changed things for like 5 minutes.
Same here
I come home and there both watching tv no where for me to sit so I go to my room the whole time she's here he's on the couch.and they go to a different lake or somewhere every day without me and her rudeness I just want to slap her .we planned on going to Hawaii and all of a sudden I wasn't going had to stay home with are four dogs talk about pissed he treats me like shit when she's here she's 14 and tonight there camping six miles away in our little tent. Not happy
I would be sooo pissed! A 1
I would be sooo pissed! A 1 and 2.5 year old is hard enough to have both of them sleeping at the SAME TIME that getting private time in is hard enough without a grown adult child bothering you.
That is BULLSHIT it's just
That is BULLSHIT it's just like my situation and tonight there six miles away camping and sleeping in same little tent together and as soon as I said I hope you put up two tent he hung up on me.
Banning all children from the
Banning all children from the adult bedroom needs to be a hard rule in every home.
Omg if my step thought she
Omg if my step thought she could sleep in my bed I would tell her that I often sleep naked. If that doesn't gross her out enough to discontinue that behavior then idk!