Free to a good home
One (1) seriously used BM.
Comes with:
a job
crappy home
two (2) kids that she has 50% of the time
a large crate of entitlement
stands on a pillar she created for herself
a golden uterus
A massive sized case of MBP
Equipped with her own issue of hypochondria
Bonus: you will save serious $$ on education as she knows it all because "I am the MOTHER" (I would add to this statement, but trying to keep this ad at lease PG in rating.)
Drawbacks:
Is not housetrained. Will attempt to walk into houses that do not belong to her.
Financial irresponsibility that she pawns off as others responsibility/ fault.
Able to kill a good mood in 0.00001 seconds
If interested, please PM me. I will be happy to ship her overnight UPS to you upon receipt of the message!! I will even pay shipping and insurance. If she behaves during the packing process, I might even be pursuaded to cut an air hole or two in the box!
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SASX! You are so funny...Love
Munchausen by proxy - where
Munchausen by proxy - where BM's decide that kids have fatal illnesses to gain attention for themselves. In some cases they will literally poison their own kids, to make them sick, so they get attention from medical personnel.
That is awesome!!! I love it.
That is awesome!!! I love it.
Love it!!! If you get any
Love it!!! If you get any bites find out if they would like to get 2 for the price of 1!!!!
The only difference between
The only difference between your BM and mine is...your's comes with a job. I'm envious because yours has a little less time in making your life hell. My BM see's my life as her job to make me miserable.
Yeah, at least she has a job!
Yeah, at least she has a job! I'm thinking about taking her! Maybe she and the one I already have could get into some kind of evil villain power struggle with each other and both turn to dust?
Would you consider a trade??
Would you consider a trade??
Is it possible to send all these BMs to some island...tell them they won a spa retreat or something, and see how they get along with each other? I'm guessing they would start killing and eating each other.