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Mini Wives and Mini Husbands

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Submitted by Ninji on Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:20am

We have a little Mini Schnauzer (MS) that is jealous of anyone and everyone. Anytime SO kisses me, MS jumps on us and barks. I started calling him a mini husband and explained that I learned the term on this site and SO started calling MS by the name too.

So this weekend, SD is loving on MS. SO tells SD that she is MS's 2nd mom. He says why not, if ninji can have a mini husband.

I immediately speak up before he can even finish the thought and say, That is so gross. So, SD is now your wife?

SO: You’re a pervert. I wasn't meaning it like that.

He walks away.

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHH

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Submitted by Ninji on Mon, 03/30/2015 - 12:37pm

LOL...MS does that to me too. If I don't close the bathroom door all the way, he will poke his little head into the room.

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Submitted by Ninji on Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:37am

I get pissy when SD calls herself my dogs "Mom". I don't know why. It's not like I actually gave birth to them.

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Submitted by Ninji on Mon, 03/30/2015 - 12:39pm

My SD is pretty good with the animals and helps a lot. But I still don't like when she calls herself "mom" to my dogs. It's irrational because the dogs don't even understand what she's saying and she is a sweet girl.