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Funny things your skids have said

msg1986's picture

Dh, Ss, Dd and I went to the grocery store last weekend and while walking around Ss kept running over to different sugary drinks/sodas and was saying things like "I love this drink, I have these at my mommys!" "Oh, this ones my favorite, my mommy buys this!" etc. After about the 5th time it happened I looked at Ss and said "geez boy, don't you drink water?" and smiled. Ss looked at me and responded with "well yeah, I drink water all weekend when I'm with you and my daddy" and skipped off. The funniest/saddest part about the whole thing is the way Ss said it. It was in a tone like "well duh." We don't buy sugary drinks. Dd gets milk and water. We occasionally will buy fruit juice but for the most part we only induldge on special occasions... It's just the way I grew up and I want it to be the same for Dd.

What are the crazy/funny things your Skids have said to you?

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Glassslipper's picture

SD just went through a phase of :
"We have that same one at my Mom's, except its better"

I didn't care, but she did it for EVERY SINGLE ONE of DD's Christmas gifts,DD was tired of it.

DD12 would open a gift and SD8 would say "Oh, I have that same one at my mom's except its better than yours"
...and we all knew she didn't have any of it, SS even spoke up a time or two and said "no you don't!"

lol

Teas83's picture

I forget what the conversation was surrounding this, but SD6 once said, "We don't have very much money at Mommy's house."

msg1986's picture

Oh we got those comments all the time. I feel like money is discussed A LOT in front of Ss. He is VERY concerned with money and will ask if we have "enough" money. It's strange. He once came over and said his mom told him that we're made of money.

Glassslipper's picture

We too hear that A LOT!
BM LOVES to play the victim and cry about her life and how she is the victim of everything and everyone and cry to the kids poor pity me, so they are always catering to her and her suffering.

hereiam's picture

My SD23 said to DH a couple of weeks ago, "My mom thinks her new boyfriend looks like a child molester." :jawdrop:

Glassslipper's picture

really? Call the cops you little skid and lets see who can and can't take you away...OH! I mean take your stuff....oh yea, I meant your stuff away, sure I did...

msg1986's picture

LOL!!!

... that's the funniest thing I've heard all morning... legally... lol. yeah... right. ha!

Glassslipper's picture

^^^Funny^^^
My step daughter when she was 5 said similar, lol Smile
She said "my mom has bigger boobs than you, but that's because she is fat and your skinny"

CBCharlotte's picture

HA my SS4 said recently (right after SO got out of the shower) "Daddy, you have a way bigger pee-pee than Stepdad" We were cracking up!

Sports Fan's picture

SS told DH that he wants to go to a private college that cost $65k a year. He told DH that he has 4 years to come up with the money for him. I still haven't stopped laughing.

steplife's picture

Well BM likes to tell SD7 pretty much everything we feed her unhealthy "because it will make you fat"

At dinner we were eating salad.
SD: "Is that ranch? Ranch is unhealthy and will make me fat, I'm not allowed to eat that at mom's"

Steplife: "Ranch is fine, you're not drinking a bottle of it and it goes well with this healthy salad, you can eat it here. What do you eat at your mom's?"

SD: "I love when my mom buys the pizza and nacho lunchables! Sometimes she puts TWO little debbies in my lunch. And when we are running late for school I always get cake pops for breakfast at Starbucks!"

Ummm yeah but putting dressing on a salad is unhealthy at OUR house.

Ninji's picture

I put this one on here before, but it's classic

SD: I'm getting a pimple
ME: Do you wash your face
SD: No

classyNJ's picture

SS took bread out of drawer and said: "Classy - we are almost out of toast" SMH - hes 12 - its the only thing he attempts to make himself

Ninji's picture

O, I thought of another good one

SD: I know I'm cruel to animals but I want to be a vet when I grow up.

DaizyDuke's picture

"I'm too scared to bring my dirty dishes and uneaten food out of room to the garbage, because Daizy gives me dirty looks"

As told by SD in regards to why she liked to live like a filthy animal in her room. I wonder if I am still by some mystical powers, giving her dirty looks from 3 states away because Aunt J claims nothing has changed?

tryingmom's picture

Just this past weekend SSstb12 asked for DH and I to buy hair gel for him at his mom's house. DH said, I'll buy it for this house, your mom can buy it for her house. SS pouted and DH asked WTH?, SS said that BM didn't have money for that kind of thing, she had to take care of important stuff first, like buying pants for herself so she can go to work. Guess we know where CS went.

BM tells the skids that we have lots of money to buy them things. DH always responds with that is what CS is for.

Glassslipper's picture

^^^Ha Ha Ha Ha^^^

Reminds me when SD9 told DH he had buy her "special shampoo, like I have at Mom's, Mom said I need to tell you to buy it for me" and then she produced a photo (send to her ipod by BM) of a bottle of Paul Mitchel shampoo.
Dh: that's what we have now
SD: NO! I need my own, it has to be the one with the blue top that is special just for my kind of hair, mom says you need to buy that kind just for me.

LMAO.

CBCharlotte's picture

While on vacation, our room had a king size bed and a pullout couch. The living room had a pullout couch where MIL was sleeping. SD15 pulled down the sheets on the king size bed at bedtime and got in. I said "What are you doing?" She said "Going to sleep!" I pointed to the couch and showed her where she was sleeping. I was cracking up....she honestly thought her and her dad who paid for the room were going to sleep on the couch while she and SD11 slept on a comfy king size bed. NOT!

misSTEP's picture

Once, when my SS was on a "health kick", I was trying to figure out what he wanted to eat at our place so I asked what BM made for him. His answer, "Nothing. She buys me Lean Cuisines and bread for sandwiches." I was a little shocked and asked what kind of bread. Normal white bread. LOL

Then there was the time when we got married on the sly and we sent home insurance cards (in my married name) with the skids. The next time they were there, I asked SD if her mom was happy about the insurance. She said, "Mom said, 'misSTEP DH'sLastName!!!!!!!'" It was more funny how she imitated her mother than what she actually said. }:) One of BM's biggest hot buttons were the things that DH did with me that he refused to do with her...like getting married and buying a house!

GhostWhoCooksDinner's picture

Back before exSS10 became an asshole: "My mom makes peanuts for money!" Also, "Mom couldn't get me Burger King yesterday cuz both her cards were denied." LOL!