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Submitted by misscinna on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 1:03pm

Since BM won't give me any courtesy - fuck her. Not very mature of me but...fuck her. I asked FDH today what time the Golden Uterus (thanks to newbiemommy for that one) was coming to pick up her Vagina Trophies. *Looks smug* did I mention? Fuck her. I refuse to call her by her name anymore. Names are for actual people who behave with dignity and respect or at least civility. Since I can get none of those she shall henceforth be referred to as: The Golden Uterus (all caps), Princess, and Her Royal Highness Queen of Child Rearing and Make Believe Land! Also, Oreos. This is one Dingus named her. See below;

*Princess busily reading Victoria's Secret catalog*

Dingus: "Oh, I see you're looking at the Victoria's Secret catalog."

Princess: "Yeah?"

Dingus: *studying page, points to a model*
"I used to have one of those.... Then Oreos hit her".

Princess: *silence*

This story brought to you byyyyy SD15!

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Submitted by bi on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 1:20pm

i am so with you on names only being for people you respect. i haven't referred to my ex by his actual name since i was married to the loser. he has been "fucko" for 13 years now! and he will remain "fucko" til the day he dies. Smile

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Submitted by dreadingit on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 1:55pm

LOL!!! I thought I was a horrible, unforgiving wench and the only one who did this! My dh acted shocked when he asked me why I always referred to my ex as Shithead and I told him that once someone has treated me so badly that I'm done, they are dead to me. I want them to cease to exist, and thus it's physically painful for me to speak their name. After the constant bitchery that I've gotten from BM, her name makes my skin crawl, as well. Thank goodness that DH finally got the picture and changed his cell phone to read the skids' names instead of IT's name when they call!!!!!

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Submitted by misscinna on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 4:03pm

I particularly like that her own bf has nicknames too. besides oreos he also calls her whitd trash. Classy

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Submitted by dodgegal05 on Sat, 02/11/2012 - 1:42am

I havent used the skids names in a long time. Some of the skids never even got a name, just a nickname. I also believe in the "names belong to respectful people" idea. It of ofcourse drives my SO nuts, but I just tell him when they can act respectful they get a name. It shuts him up bc he knows they never will.