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Goldilocks Syndrome

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Submitted by Last-Wife on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 2:05pm

Somebody's been sitting in my chair! Somebody's taken my shaving cream! Somebody's been eating my secret stash of chocolate!

Crap! I go out of town for a day and a half and I come home and my stuff is ramshackled. I know someone was in my chair in my room cause when you sit in the chair, you can see my secret stash of chocolate. I've been dieting for a month, but I was really looking forward to the Take 5 bar I had hidden away! The Reese's and Carmello bars are gone too, and some idiot was dumb enough to leave the empty Butterfinger wrapper behind! Now I gotta find a new hiding place.

And Princess was too busy to meet up with me, Gibby and my parents for a day of boating and fun in the sun. Still adjusting to college life, and has her first big test this week, so she decided to stay on campus. Well, come to find out, she did come home- just not our home. She went and stayed at her boyfriend's house for the weekend, and stopped by for a surprise Sunday afternoon, while I was still gone.

Now, I have a Sunday night ritual. I angle the bathroom door with the mirror, so I can watch The Gates, and I take a bubble bath and shave my legs. I reach into my bath basket to get the shaving cream I bought just 4 days ago, and it was gone. Crap! I'm sure she took it with her. No way the boys would use lavendar scented shaving creme on their faces.

Damn Goldilocks Syndrome.

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starfish's picture

Submitted by starfish on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 4:31pm

i would go ape shit if either skid went into my room or used something without asking......... but i hate the skids!! }:)

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Submitted by PoisonApples on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 4:36pm

yep, skids are banned from my room too. That doesn't stop them from going in there every time I'm not around but I can always tell when they've been nosing around.

I really am thinking seriously about locking the door.

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Submitted by hismineandours on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 7:37pm

ugh! I hate this too and it applies to everything. I just resent everything. SS, 12 tried to take one of my large ziploc bags to put a hot dog in to carry to the back yard to roast over the fire. Um, I use those for work everyday-you could try carrying the hot dog in your hand. He turned off my computer. He's not even supposed to be touching my computer He spent all weekend stuck up my kitten's butt. I just bought a new kitten and everytime i went out on the porch to sit with it or play with it he was stick up her butt. I left a pile of pics of my bs on the table and he looked thru all of them and left them laying loose in my chair. He ate one of my snacks, which I said nothing about but when i asked him to put back the box he argued with me that he shouldnt have to do it because although he ate the snack, asked for the snack, one of my biokids actually handed it to him. He used and urintated on the commemorative blanket that is embroidered with dh's name, rank, and dates of his service.

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Submitted by Gracefulsilver on Wed, 11/27/2019 - 9:42am

SD is not allowed in my home without her father with her amd watching her.  Already have had her steal things from us and then when it is found she claims she does not know how she got it.  It gets very old and tiresome.