SD16 Prom this weekend-Yeah BM maybe coming!

SD16 tells me last night that BM will "try" to make it to take pictures and see her and her BF (Tubby) all fancy for Prom night. Hooray me! I just love when BM comes over and inserts herself into my house. I understand that this is her kid and all but I highly doubt she will get off the couch long enough to make the hour long drive to take pictures.

This is how my Saturday is looking.

6:30 am-wake up and make SD16 eat a good breakfast.

7:00-pick up Tubby and drop both of them off at school for SAT's

7:15-Stand in line at Starbucks for my grande something or other and one of those yummy muffins.

7:30-Start cleaning the house for "company" meaning the first floor and bathroom

9:00-stare at the box of wine in my fridge and argue with myself if it is too early to start.

10:00-plant the flowers in the front garden that I bought two weeks ago for pretty background in the prom pictures.

11:00-Look at the large pile of laundry to do and say to myself I'll get to it tomorrow.

12:00-SD16 should be home around now from SAT's. Tubby's Mom is taking them out to lunch first.

2:00-Start yelling at DH and DD7 that they are going to be late for volleyball practice if they don't leave now.

2:20-The box of wine will be talking to me from the fridge

2:30-Take SD16 to the hairdresser for her "up do" sit around and wonder if I could pull off being a blonde.

4:00-Mani and pedi appointment. I booked one for myself also because I need pretty toes as well.

5:00-Yes, I will start drinking now but just one. Tubby's parents will be here in an hour.

6:00-Make sure all of SD16's boobies are well covered by her dress.

6:30- 2nd or 3rd glass of wine and Tubby's parents show up. She is not a wine drinker. I don't know what we will talk about. BM may or not be here by then. 4th glass of wine.

7:00-SD16 and Tubby leave. I don't know if his parents will stick around to hang. By 5th glass of wine I won't really mind if they do or don't.

7:30-Order delivery Chinese or pizza.

8:00-Don't leave the couch until DH wakes me up and tells my drunk a$$ to go to bed.

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You have it all figured out!!

You have it all figured out!! Loved it!

Lol, you are on point, SM!

Oh, you are good. Let me

Oh, you are good. Let me try.

6 am - Wake up because I just do even if its my day off.
6:30 - Feed baby
7 am - Clean kitchen
8 am - Do laundry
9 am - Make waffles and bacon for breakfast for my 3.
10 am - Hear SD declare to SO that McDonalds is about to close in 30 mins so he better get a move on.
1015 am - SO declares that SD wants special daddy daughter time so they are going off for the day. I remind him that he promised to take me fishing a good month ago and that I had hired a babysitter.
1115 am - SO and SD are home from McDonalds. SD declares that she needs a manicure so SO takes her off to get her nails done.
1215 - SO and SD are back from the mall and oh they brought themselves Chinese takeout for lunch . Just themselves.
0130 pm - I drop by three off to ex husband because they have plans to see the new Avengers movie and I arranged for him to keep them because my SO said he was going to take me fishing today.
145 - I am expecting my babysitter to show up for baby. SO announces he has canceled her because SD's can watch them because it will save me money and they just love their babysister so much.
200 - we are set to leave for fishing. a) SD's announce they want $50 to babysit which is more expensive than the neighbor teen I had hired originally or Announce that they too want to go fishing. Its not fair that I get to go fishing and they don't. They only get to see their dad every other weekend when they don't cancel because they have plans with friends at the mall.
215 - SO announces SD's are going fishing with us! and we can just fish from pier with baby in carseat instead of getting in the boat.
230 - SO announces we don't have licenses or poles for SD's.
245 - New plan. We are going to go to the mall because SD's need new bikinis.
246 - I announce I am not going to the mall and they leave without me.
250 - I call handsome rich single friend who is newly divorced and has a maserati and a two story home with a pool. I ask him if he has his 3 year old daughter and he says yes. WE make plans
300 - I get all dolled up and put on my fake eye lashes
500 - I leave for dinner with single handsome friend who has a little girl with my baby.
0700 - He and I and our two go to the Botantical Garden Moonlight walk that SO had asked me to go to but forgot all about. The garden path is lit with illuminaries and ends at dark with giant telescopes to see the stars. I take lots of pictures of me looking good with my single friend and post them on facebook.
1000 pm - I come home with my doggie bag from the nice restaurant and my tired but happy baby. SO and SD kids ask why I didn't bring them anything back to eat from the restaurant. They ask where I've been and I say, "oh nowhere really."