DH has been working 2-4 hours over every night this week and I have been working 7 days a week so we've both been really tired and haven't really been intimate this week. Last night DH practically attacked me when I got home.

While we were "recovering" I asked him what that was all about

He said "your text message."

Text message?

I looked at my phone. I meant to say 'I am so effing hungry I can't wait to get home' but it Autocorrected to "I am so effing horney I can't wait to get home" LOL