SO on my nerves. TMI joke.
SO was a HUGE jerk to me last night. I've been pissed all day and he still hasn't apologized.
He has his first ever colonoscopy Friday and has to drink all that nasty stuff tomorrow and will be pooping his brains out all day.
Which is fitting since he is such an ASSHOLE!! HA!!! I crack myself up. You have to laugh to not cry sometimes 
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Horrible prep... but, if he
Horrible prep... but, if he is being an ass, know he will suffer. Done it three times now... family history of colon cancer.
Or buy the cheapest,
Or buy the cheapest, scratchiest paper out there. }:)
He was a huge jerk huh? And
He was a huge jerk huh? And he can't eat before the test? What's his favorite food? That's what I'd have for dinner tomorrow night. I'm evil.
That reminds me, many (many)
That reminds me, many (many) years ago, my sister had surgery on her jaw and had to have it wired shut. It was right around Christmas (I think) and I was baking up a storm, really yummy stuff. But unless it was in liquid form, she couldn't eat it.
I really didn't do it to be evil but...
Yup, I already made my
Yup, I already made my DELICIOUS lasagna. }:)
Ha! Awesome!
Ha! Awesome!
Get him some vasoline,
Get him some vasoline, doctors recommend it before the shit flies to protect the asshole from all the wiping.
Switch suddenly tomorrow to the cheapest roughest TP!
Get an automatic sent spray machine for the bathroom so he can hear it hiss and spray the fresh linen spray in the bathroom while stuck in there for hours.
While he is on the pot, turn of the wifi so he can't surf the web.
Lol.
Lots of ideas!
Still no apology. He is
Still no apology. He is working from home today during the prep drinking. I was making my oatmeal for breakfast and he says "Are you really going to make that and eat it in front of me?"
I said "Hell yea, and I'm having lasagna for lunch!"