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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 02/14/2020 - 10:27am

Happy {please choose A or B}
A) Valentine's Day!
B) Singles Awareness Day!

It's sunny and a balmy 6 degrees F here (RealFeel of -8). IOW, absolutely gorgeous outside! The only thing that would be an improvement on the weather would be some snow. Yes, it's true: Aniki is crazy. About Winter!

Eff off to:

  • The farking iceholes testing the alarm system. Please explain WHY you have to sound the bloody alarm for FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT???  Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! NO ONE is working. One guy has his hands over his ears and his head on his desk. He could be banging it, but no one can tell because the damn alarms are SO FREAKING LOUD. I will never understand why this cannot be done AT NIGHT. 
     
  • Cancer. Effer got one of my former schoolmates. Colon cancer. Sad
     
  • DH's work. He has to work OT tomorrow night. AGAIN. Yes, it's damn good money, but I only get to spend time with him on Saturday and Sunday. Listening to him breathe in a dark bedroom before I leave for work is, for some strange reason, not my idea of quality time.

 

Just because it's Valentine's Day, it doesn't mean you need a romantic partner. Cuddle up with a furbaby. Practice some self-love. Go out tonight, go up to random couples, and yell, "What are you doing with him/her?! You told me you were working!!!" Then stomp away angrily. 

Hope you have an enjoyable weekend!

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Submitted by advice.only2 on Fri, 02/14/2020 - 10:44am

Go out tonight, go up to random couples, and yell, "What are you doing with him/her?! You told me you were working!!!" Then stomp away angrily.

Oh My God I laughed way too hard at this, my eff off is to Wednesday this week! It was just to damn much to take!

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 02/14/2020 - 10:59am

Evil Aniki was feeling mischievous... *diablo*

I wish I could enlist a male friend. He could say that to me and I would say it to women. 

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Submitted by ProbablyAlready... on Fri, 02/14/2020 - 10:47am

A VERY happy Single Awareness Day!

Eff off to:

  • STBX not getting it through his dense head I'm done.  I'm getting all kinds of messages about how we need to spend the weekend together to celebrate.  I'm ignoring the shit out of them of course and won't be seeing him PERIOD. But damn he's dense.
  • SD6 having a breakdown in school, STBX not answering, so I got called, they put her on the phone and I chatted with her to get her breathing again.  They said she'd been crying for days.  So I did go to the school and since I'm still on all the records I got her into twice a week counseling.  Because I can't and won't be running to the school again.  Love her tons, but she's no longer my concern.
  • Being starving
  • Not having a phone and being able to chat with my family at all, or the lawyer (in the repair shop right now.  Dogs tripped me one two many times (by dogs I mean little one)
  • Giving big pupper pills twice a day.  I mean he's loving it,  he's getting these teeny tiny peanut butter sandwhiches (the only way the picky eater will take a pill) twice a day.  But still. lol
  • Little pupper having a mongo attitude issue. Thank goodness she's getting fixed next month and I'll never have to deal with her moody in-heat moments again.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 02/14/2020 - 10:57am

Tell that jackwad NO, then BLOCK HIM. FFS.

PA, you need to have the school take you off as a contact person. You are getting divorced. 

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Submitted by ProbablyAlready... on Fri, 02/14/2020 - 11:10am

I filled them in on all that too.  They now know about everything that's going on and that's why they were so willing to accomodate ocunseling for her while she adjusts.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 02/14/2020 - 11:28am

I'm glad the school is understanding about that. I hope you and your furbabies have some cuddle time planned for tonight. With your phone turned OFF... 

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Submitted by ProbablyAlready... on Fri, 02/14/2020 - 1:46pm

All of that planned. I'm thinking I'll find a horror movie and we can cuddle up and watch that. LMAO.  I also bought some steak on sale.  Perfect Evening.