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OT - Mental Health Monday

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 12/28/2020 - 11:57am

Greetings, STalkers!  I hope your Christmas holiday was low-stress, if not stress-free. It was just DH and me on Christmas. No staying up late on Christmas Eve cleaning (DH) and backing (me). No getting up early on Christmas day to set up the buffet and cook/prep the ham before showering. Sweats and tees and bed head and a lazy of movies and snacks. But - and 2015 Aniki would never have believed 2020 Aniki would say this - I missed the skids and grandskids.  Whodathunk?

OT - Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Tue, 12/22/2020 - 12:06pm

Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

Sung to the tune of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Let your head be light
Hopefully the skids will soon be out of sight
Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Drink some Cabernet
Mentally, your troubles will be miles away

OT - The Twelve Days of Skidmas

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Tue, 12/22/2020 - 12:05pm

The Twelve Days of Skidmas

Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the First day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
An F in American His’try.

On the Second day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
Two p!ssy sheets
And an F in American His’try.

On the Third day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
Three burnt toast
Two p!ssy sheets
And an F in American His’try.

OT - It’s The Most Horrible Time Of The Year

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Tue, 12/22/2020 - 12:03pm

It’s The Most Horrible Time Of The Year

Sung to the tune of "It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"

It's the most horrible time of the year
When the skids are all yelling
And DH is telling you Just Drink More Beer
It's the most horrible time of the year

It's the crap-crappiest season of all
BM’s verbal beatings, crisis custody meetings
When your lawyers call
It's the crap-crappiest season of all

OT - Nuttin' for Christmas

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Tue, 12/22/2020 - 12:02pm

As requested, I'm reviving my Christmas rewrites!

Nuttin’ for Christmas

Sung to the tune of "Nuttin’ for Christmas"

I punched a hole in every door;
Stepmommy snitched on me.
Poured stripper on the hardwood floor;
Stepmommy snitched on me.
I squished my gum into the rug;
Smashed my Daddy’s favorite mug;
Made my half-brother eat a bug;
Stepmommy snitched on me.

OT - Melancholy Monday

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Mon, 12/21/2020 - 12:27pm

Welcome to Winter Solstice, STalkers. 

Is anyone feeling as blah about the upcoming holidays as I am? No festivities, no decorations (by choice because we're not in the mood), no nothing. We did our annual Adopt A Family (x2) for Christmas and it was simply by rote.

DH and I watched Christmas movies this weekend to try and get into the spirit. Halfway through Elf, we'd both had enough (Maybe Die Hard would have been a better choice...). I'm not listening to the radio because I find the holiday music irritating.

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