Little Idiot is coming in less than two days. Last year I did a parody of Twas the Night Before Christmas.

This year, I offer up...

The Grift That Stole Christmas:

Every Who down in Whoville loved Christmas a lot,
But Almostgone83 most certainly did not!

It could be the cold and gray winter sky…

Or it could be that her stash of liquor’s run dry!

But I think the real reason is abundantly clear…