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Submitted by Acratopotes on Mon, 01/15/2018 - 7:33am

but the joke is on me.....

constant calling, constant asking crap, asking for a friend, blablablabla, when will this little snot learn to sort her own crap out,

oh wait never cause Daddy jumps when she demands.... Daddy how do you make this, Daddy my brand new laptop is shit I demand a new one, Daddy, how do you work a stove, Daddy how do I put on the kettle..... of slap me with a effing rotten dead pink salmon....

and who's to blame.. yes Daddy who never taught her anything in her life, who allowed her to be out and about since the age of 13, drinking and smoking till 4am in the mornings,

She got send off past week-end, Aergia and BM had this long list of what need to be done in the newly rented flat in the city and what furniture she requires, hehehehe who had the honors to pick out the furniture, yes me the Evil Cow and it came in at about the 10th of the value of what they've picked at the most expensive furniture shop.... well guess what bitches, it came from a cheap shop and it got delivered in the city, so they never saw it till it arrived, I bought her the nicest dining set, cause Aergia and Bm was so pre occupied with furniture she would not have plates or anything, SO thinks I'm an angel... he has no clue what Bon Voyage means.... oh and the snot never thanked me..

While SO was busy setting her up in the flat, I had a ball of a time back home, cleaning her room, she was suppose to do and she did, but guess what snot, everything you wanted to keep is now also on the dump heap, who the hell keeps their school books from Grade 1? Nope every thing got taken away, SO went through the black bags, to ensure I did not trash anything precious }:) so no one can blame me,

guess what ladies, in the bathroom I got hidden stained messy mouldy panties, I swear there where things growing on it, how is it possible that a 18 year old can live like this, under her bed I found a hamster crate, with a dead hamster, and the cat has been using this space as a sand box,
poor hamster is so dead it's only a skeleton, about 3 years dead if I recall, how the hell can you not smell the cat pee and poop for 3 years? Vile

coming week-end, it's time to rip out the carpets, put new ones in, there's no way I'm going to flip this house in the state of the what her carpets look like, oh and the spare bedroom carpet, taps in the spare bedroom all broken, her shower is alive.... mildew every where, I have a good mind and paint the bloody place black, I emptied 8 bottles of strong bleach but the mildew still wins, and SO is disgusted .... said she will not be moving back if she can't cope with Uni,

I will give this constant calling and asking idiotic question a month, then I will flip my gitz and explode...

Oh why have I been quiet.... Blum 3 Blum 3 Mars has summer holidays in December, spend a bliss full 3 weeks on the beach catching some son, and drinking some beverages, the only thing I caught over the holidays, a nice brown tan, not even a propper hang over, and on return to the office, some idiot stole our internet.... week off the grid, Don;t you just love Mars.....

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Submitted by lieutenant_dad on Mon, 01/15/2018 - 7:57am

Thank heavens you're back! I was starting to get worried that you weren't coming back.

Then I remembered Aergia and thought, "no way Acra wouldn't come back and update us." }:)

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Submitted by Acratopotes on Mon, 01/15/2018 - 8:07am

not coming back?? What have you been smoking the past month or 2 lol,

i will never leave ST, I have a bunch of good friend on here, and maybe just maybe I can help some one.... to become like me, I truly think Earth needs a person like me Wink Even if your Honorable President called my country a shit hole..... who cares lol... he has a mini wife as well, which Mrs President will join us on this site, .....

see plenty of reason for me to hang around, I don't have cable, my daily/weekly/monthly soapy I get from here Blum 3

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Submitted by Dovina on Mon, 01/15/2018 - 8:26am

So glad you posted, was wondering what was happening on Mars. Thanks for the update. I too am awaiting for the (not so) first lady to post on here. I can only imagine the stories she could tell about her relationship with the first daughter.

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Submitted by Justmyluck on Tue, 01/16/2018 - 12:20am

Please ignore our idiot in chief! I apologize on behalf of all the good, sane Americans.

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Submitted by Acratopotes on Tue, 01/16/2018 - 12:31am

oh no.. not bothered by him at all lol, that's the 3rd advert we made about his stupid comments and they all are very funny.....

We can't wait for him to say things like this, cause we turn it into adverts, Gondwana is all our nature parks and 90% of our tourism....
Martians simply turns everything into humor

I'm sorry for all USA people who wanted to visit, they simply strengthen laws about US people visas to enter the country, no more 30 days, only 15 days allowed, oh and lodges increased their US rates by 50%......

Thus the ladies who wanted to come and visit me, we are buggered lol...... I will have to find a way of getting you to Mars for more then 15 days dammit..... we have years of talking to do,

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Submitted by JustAgirl42 on Mon, 01/15/2018 - 8:52am

Hi Acra!

I don't post much on here anymore, but do read once in a while and was wondering where you were. I like Mars stories!!

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Submitted by JustAgirl42 on Mon, 01/15/2018 - 9:22am

I can't believe he said that,(well actually I can, it's just still hard to believe). He's such a dumbass. Last night on the news here they showed him saying that he's not a racist. I just laughed.

I just don't really have much to say since nothing's changed. I also don't have much advice since nothing's changed, ha!

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Submitted by LostinSpaceandTime on Tue, 01/16/2018 - 8:11am

Hey lady...so good to hear the SD is gone.
The video is not available due to copyright issue.
I don't need to see the video to know he is an idiot. I did not vote for him.
Just waiting out the time.

You should come visit us all here...not here in the frozen north....but here as in somewhere warm and lots of drinks with umberelas!
We need a convention!

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Submitted by CLove on Mon, 01/15/2018 - 2:57pm

Hello Acra!!!! Your updates, and comments are ALWAYS such a breath of fresh air. Now more than ever, your humor and intelligence shines through. Congratulations, I am very happy for you!

I havent been around in such a long time, I missed the folks here, and bamm. There you are!

Just the weekend before last, I decided that enough was enough. We are planning on buying our current house together, SO and I, and I said to myself. WELL, that bedroom has been a storage locker for trash over 4 months now. After last Summer, since around September, Winona (SD18) took a job a few towns away, doesnt drive, (to our knowledge) has zero contact with us, has cut us all out of her life completely (even the cousins she really liked), has been living somewhere else but wont tell us where. So why should we leave her room in all its trashy glory?

Something just clicked inside me. New Years, desire to establish myself in a home I am planning on acquiring. Getting possessed by the cleaning Faeries....who knows, but I attacked Winona's room with a vengeance never before seen, and conscripted Munchkin (SD11 1/2) to help me, with promises that she could keep whatever she wanted of her sisters. She was enthusiastic, at first, but when she realized the amount of trash and scope of work, she got more and more tired. Lucky for her she had a birthday to go to! LOL>

So, 6 bags of trash, three lighters, one empty bottle of whisky and one vibrator later, I now have a new office! Beautiful writing desk, lovely Macintosh computer (like new), 2 large palms, 2 ferns, an orchid, and it smells good, and feels good. The house feels lighter! I too found many gross things. Munchkin found the vibrator though, and I asked her to wash her hands quickly.

I too found used pads, and dirty underwear (trash!) and found loads of makeup half used (trash!), hair products, styling rods (keep!) a newish hair dryer (keep!). I did consult and ask about stuffed animals and such for the whole "childhood treasured memories" thing. And there are still 6 bags of clothing from the dressers that I sold. Biggrin

But the house feels lighter. I had SO take the door off, and obtain a large 55-gallon fish tank. And brought in my fan-tail goldfish and small koi. They greet me when I come in to the clean, light-filled room.

Winona does not know this has happened. The last time I saw her, she popped in sometime during the night, and wished us Merry Christmas, then left again. She has no contact at all, unlike yours, and I am so glad!!!! Yay for us.
Biggrin

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Submitted by Acratopotes on Mon, 01/15/2018 - 11:57pm

Missed you as well lol.... oh I missed every one on here...

Yeah it feels good to know one room is cleaner then ever before, but hell I had body soreness in places I've never known... told SO last night to go and buy pool chlorine today, maybe that will sort out the shower and the shit growing hehehehehe....

I'm keeping him on his toes, walk into the house, something not in it's place I say... Hon see these things in the kitchen, it's called cupboards, it's an age old invention people thought off and not for decoration, you put shit in there and close the doors.... he will just laugh and calls me now his maid... bastard... but he cleans..

Aergia did not call once last night, when we went for our walk he even left his phone at home.... I'm not asking anything about her..

but yeah for us

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Tue, 01/16/2018 - 12:04pm

Missed you, Acra!!!

Aergia is DISGUSTING!!! What kind of nasty person keeps that stuff?? She must have NO sense of smell to not smell a rotting corpse or cat pee/poop. Eeeeeeewww!!!!!

And of course the icky beeyotch never thanked you. Likely, she believes she DESERVES those things and that it's about time you paid up.

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Submitted by CLove on Wed, 01/17/2018 - 12:16pm

OMG! That dead hamster and cat pee totally tops Winona - even with her vibrator, and dirty period pads...

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Submitted by Acratopotes on Thu, 01/18/2018 - 8:36am

CLove - I trashed the vibrator 6 years ago when this golden child was barely 13.....

and well the blood stained panties I did mention, it was moving around cause of things growing in there....

ANiki - they never smelled it cause this little princess marinates in very strong flowery perfume that lingers for days in her room even if she stays with BM for a week, a sickly sweet smell causing sinusitis and hay fever..... but it's all gone...