I can't get the kids because I'm constipated......... Really BM

I just can't. BM promised the kids she'd take them to a water park today but bailed. She sent DH this text message.

BM.I can't get the kids today I'm constipated and I don't feel good

DH. wow really

BM. yeah sorry tell them I love them and will see them this weekend if I feel
better.

DH. If you feel better. Whats wrong with you are you really sick or just full of crap.

BM. Yeah im f*cking sick ok I'm constipated ok and I don't feel like talking.
tell them I love them. bye

DH shoves the phone at me so I can see this foolishness for myself. I went and checked her Facebook. She posted " laying up on the couch with my boo thang happy birthday my love can't wait til later". Wow BM enjoy the day with your BF while we deal with your kids crying because you let them down again. Couldn't even come up with a good excuse.

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BAHAHAHAH!

Was that play on words

Was that play on words intentional? If so, I might love your DH

lol agree! I am pregnant and

lol agree! I am pregnant and I don't even like when the doctor asks! I cannot imagine ever texting my ex anything along the lines of "constipated"

^^^^^ Exactly what I was

^^^^^ Exactly what I was thinking! Show them what a liar mommy dearest is

I feel sorry for your skids.

I feel sorry for your skids. What a piece of garbage! I remember a few years ago SDs being so excited to do something that had been talked up by the BM for weeks and she bailed. They cried and I felt so bad for them. A week or so later BM was talking to me and let it slip how drunk/hung over she was the weekend before. These BMs sure know how to keep it classy!

"DH. If you feel better.

"DH. If you feel better. Whats wrong with you are you really sick or just full of crap."

Literally. LOL.

What a 'piece of shit' she is.

LMAO @ Catus Pete!

MarriedaBalless I love your

MarriedaBalless I love your avatar! Bahaha!! Water Buffalo is supposed to pick up Pig-Pen (SS17) from his EOWE; which has already turned into a week and half long visit >:( and Hover-Round (SS19) for a few days visit today. It's overcast outside, so I'm betting odds are high that she will bail if she even suspects a drop of rain and we will be stuck with both skids another week.