two days in a row, kaos comes home in a $#!tty mood, 'poking' dh EVERY.SINGLE.OPPORTUNITY he could. i stayed outside most of the evening just to avoid him, and let dh deal with him how he wants.

well, theeeen kaos finds out that lurch is spending the night elsewhere. he immediately gets on the phone "g-ma can i spend the night with youuuuu?" dh says "NO! No you cannot!" "but whyyyyy?" "because, kaos, you didnt as ME first!" "ohmygawwwwdthatsjuststeeeewpid!!!" "kaaaaoooossss...." (said in a loud growl). he sighs loudly, stomps down the hallway and slams his door. i went right back outside, cuz i know this is gonna get interesting.

three minutes later, here he comes again "can i really not go to g-ma's?" "NO." "but whyyyyy?" "you didnt ask ME first." "but i forgooooot." "well this will make you remember better." "but this is dumb, why does lurch get to go somewhere but i cant?" "out of RESPECT for me as YOUR FATHER, lurch ALWAYS asks before making any plans!" "so why can't i go to g-ma's???" "i told you NO, just go back to your room!" (i can hear all this, cuz the porch is right off the living room)

i came back inside and said to dh "ok, i'm taking bets now. i bet he'll be out two more times to have the exact same conversation with you." dh sighed and said "i'm sure he'll do it more times than that!" then i heard the bedroom door open so i slipped back outside - this time i went around the side of the house so that way i would only hear voices but not their actual words.

when i come back in, kaos is gone. my first thought was an exasperated "really, dh..." but instead i just looked at him and said "oh?" dh said "yup. he said some really evil $#!t, so i told him to grab his bag and go, and dont bother effing coming back. not tomorrow, not the next night or the night after, just stay the h3ll THERE." dh was so hurt and angry he just went to bed - it wasnt even 9p yet.

*sigh* it's just so sad all the way around.