I called the skids in yesterday to tell them that because they(supposedly, hopefully) will be with their mother on father's day that we will celebrate father's day this Sunday.

SS12(always the ass) gets really upset and starts in about how their mom will help them do something and it is her job and oh how wonderfully glorious the mother is! Yeah, she never did anything for father's day when they were married why not start now?

I disengage from the mom rant and say awesome, you guys will get to celebrate twice! And move on to what to do. Food, present, and special activity. SS12 is all about controlling the food in the house, so of course he is all over this. He tells me "Well we are his kids and WE know him best. For sure WAY better than you do!" and glares at me. Okkkkkk

And then he comes up with this menu:

Chocolate chip pancakes with extra chocolate chips and be sure to buy like 6 bottles of syrup because he likes lots and lots of extra syrup

Bacon but not crispy bacon the kind that still bends

Chocolate milk and Tang and OJ

a whole loaf of toast

BBQ pork

Chocolate cake

Needless to say, this is SS12 fav foods not DH's. I cannot even imagine BBQ with a side of chocolate chip pancakes. DH and I don't even use syrup! SS12 is the most problemed child of the family so if I do not make it just as he stated he will sob. But if I make it and then no one eats which is pretty likely he will also sob. I think I will have a migraine and not be able to cook forcing us to get take out and I can order extra sushi for DH which he loves.